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*Sue pins a notice to the notice board in the dorms.*

ANYONE WITHOUT A DORMROOM OR A ROOMMATE PLEASE SIGN UP HERE.

PLEASE INDICATE IF THERE ARE ANY SPECIAL FEATURES YOU REQUIRE

ONCE I STOP LAUGHING YOU MAY EVEN GET THEM.

ooc I should have the revised dorm lists up in a up couple of hours

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A room with a female would be nice, especially if she's a smoker.

I'll see what I can do, Princess.

Have you thought anymore about my offer?

*Pinches

conathon's bum*

OOC Sorry abot the deleted comment, was signed in with the wrong journal.

*creeps up behind Sawyer*

*leans over his shoulder so her mouth is next to his ear*

BOO!

*hollers loudly, muddles of curses flow out of his mouth* Now, see, that'll get you in big trouble one day, sweetcheeks. *winks*

Thankyou, sir. Yes, and considering...I'd like that part of my body to remain an out, no thankya' *squirms*

Ah well, you change your mind, you know where to find me.

*Pats

conathon's bum and walks away*

cool_bobby and I are in need of a room.

I'll be sure to come an' get ya' when I ever change my mind. Promise, doll.

*squirms again and sighs with relief*

*fiddles around with a dagger*

Just looking out for my roomie, if you break her heart I'll never ~~hear the end of it~~ forgive you ~~for depriving me of peace and quiet~~.

Hello...I'm Kiki, and I'm a witch...and right now a bit of a homeless one! Do you have a spot for a girl? I don't smoke, I'm pretty quiet, but I do keep some odd hours.

The black cat at her feet meows, sounding a bit miffed.

And I have a cat. That's Jiji. I don't want to bother anyone's allergies! He's very clean, though.

How about I date each one of you beautiful ladies? I can't choose, really. I'd want to pounce you about now..

I'm still in need of a roommate and a chamber someplace.

I am in need of a room with or without a roommate. Winkies, Munchkins, Glikkuns, and Quadlings preferred. I have no Ama to chaperone, but I don't care much for them either. I am used to living with siblings.

*Waves Paper Receipt*

Some muppet told me I was in Room 212 but I don't have access to

fandomhighdorms

It's a single with tinted windows. Easy access to exit.

I understand that faculty can lives on campus if necessary. I would like a single room please. I would have no problem sharing with another teacher, but they always tend to be uncomfortable with my bugs.

We have a room now so... nevermind.

Don't worry, you're on the list. You should get access soon. The invites are a bit backed up, as people aren't accepting them, and there's a limit to how many can be outstanding at anyone time.

Right you're in 303 with

joolushko_tunai

You're in 303 with

conathon.

If he's any trouble, send him to me.

OK, you're in Room 414 with

e_verdigris

You are in Room 414 with

kikidelivers

I've put you in 146 in between

equalsmcsquared and

gandalfglamdrin

Which room number are you in?

331. Sorry for the mix-up, Miss.

*grabs paper*

Thank you, ma'am!

*runs off to the dorm*

...

Helloooo, room mate.

littleluck and I were hoping to get the West attic - we think

carrie_bradshaw will be rooming with us.

Guess some crash space would be good.

I can get by on minimal ammenities, but a roommate who's not a total geek would be nice.

No smokers. Might want to warn them that I sleep with a 9mil under my pillow.

I requested Room 141 from my chum, the OOC Housing Drone, mere minutes ago. But since this seems to be more of an official notice, I'll make the same request here! It would be great if I could get that room. I was also wondering... The teacher dorms... Do they by any chance have *looking around sneakily, then whispering*Secret Grading Labs? *normal voice* Like a Secret Crime Lab, where you move a lamp and the couch turns into a supercomputer for all of your crimefighting needs! But for *looking around even more sneakily, then whispering* grading?

Because that would be KEEN!

My buddy the Housing Drone (who it would appear wanders the halls vigilantly here and not in OOC... I think all of the new experiences gave me a head rush... that would explain the dizziness and pain in my head... Out! Out, vile Head Rush Goblins!) placed me in 141, so you needn't worry about me!

However, if you could help grease the wheels on that Secret Flip-Up Couch Lab, it would be appreciated...

Next to Sara? Right... well... thanks for your help, Ms. White. I appreciate it.

Terrified after the last encounter the boy walks into the room. Strangely the parrot is nowhere to be seen.

He hands Sue the note requesting a dorm with a look of determination on his face. It states "Dorm room requested. With other sailors, if you please."

Suddenly there's a commotion outside the doorway and a pissed off parrot comes waddling in swearing under his breath. Quickly he scales up the boy to his normal perch on his shoulder and starts to serenade Sue...MUCH to the boys embarrassment.

I HAVE to have a room, why does he always find the difficult ones to become enamored with? And at the worst time no less. He's a 2lb ball of testostorone. I wish that monkey could have learned to spell. the boy thought.

He also desperately wished he had a tongue so he could stick it out at the parrot's ridiculous antics.

I would like to have a room assignment please. I don't mind sharing a room, although after seeing a sampling of the species around here, I would prefer someone as humanoid as possible. Thank you very much my dear.

Apologies. I've been filing out forms and the like all day or I would have greeted you sooner. I suppose you're acceptable.

I don't suppose you have a study partner for your Advanced Theory classes, do you?

402 with

_wespryce

Okey doke. He's not a geek or anything, is he?

Hey Wes, dude, You a geek?

Um do I need to sign a contract or something? ProRate regs and all that crap?

(read: where's that link to the 'accept invite' for the comm?)

*Gets all giggly at being serenaded by the parrot. Pets parrot and then hands Cotton a slip of paper*

You're in 203 with

banikslaveboy, he not a sailor but well, you'll make do.

*Smiles again alluringly at the parrot*

I need someone to room with please!

[OOC: So not Sue . . . *shrugs* But I believe I've been deputized, so . . . ]

[Housing Drone]

You're in 607, kid. All yours for the moment, though you might get a roommate later on.

[OOC: So not Sue. *shrugs* So, y'know, bear with me.]

[Housing Drone]

We're putting you in 314 with

redginny, kid. Go get settle in now.

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