[Locked to all except female students who volunteered to help...]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

... or now want to help me get revenge on Crichton for that stunt he pulled yesterday.

I know I got him back by telling Sun he was a virgin, and I got to pop him in the nose, but he still says he's not sorry.

I think there is a line that John-Boy needs to learn can not be crossed with out repercussions.

So. If you wanna help-- speak up now.

Yes, you'll get recompensed. Chocolate, shoes, computer parts, whatever-the-hell, I've got the resources.

Nothing permanently scarring except to his psyche and dignity.

Preference given to any plans where he ends up dangling from a cliff, screaming for his Daddy!

Contact me here.


_{Parker's mun is down sick, but she'll probably be ready to write revenge this weekend. Anyone who wants in, now's your chance.}