Dares

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

As part of the dare issued to him by notcalledlizzie, Kawalsky struts out to the courtyard in nothing but a thong and his Air Force dress hat.

*clears his throat and begins to sing*

"Eeeeeevery night in myyyy dreeeeams, I see youuuuuu, I heeeeear you...that is when I knoooow you go oooooon. Faaar across the distaaaance and spaaaaces betweeeeen us...laaa laa laaa laa show yoooou go ooooon..."

*proceeds to sing the rest of My Heart Will Go On, attracting some attention*

*finishes, bows, and then goes back inside before he freezes his.. ass off*


[EDIT: Other dares are in the comments to save everyone from getting multiple dare posts on the comms]

Comments

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*cracks up and takes video footage from the window above*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

The underwear was a gift. I would just like to state that for anyone who wonders by.

[harried-potter.livejournal.com]

Harry glances out his window and wishes he hadn't. First the drunk lingerie (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/50638.html) guy, then the singing thong guy.

By comparison, Hogwarts and Voldemort once a year seems positively tame.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

That was horrifying.Next time, for the sake of preserving at least *some* sense of manliness, lose the thong.

I have to scrub out my BRAIN.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*doesn't quite hear her* Thanks! Yeah, I'll be here all week! What? WHAT? No, I don't do autographs, sorry!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

*gives finger, sticks out tounge, closes window*


*(mostly)*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Stepping outside the door of Suite 239/240 into the hall (pursuant to a dare (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/62537.html?thread=1765449#t1765449), of course). Vala drags 2ls_in_oneill out behind her by the back of the collar and tosses him to the ground.

*grrrowls*

Lick my boots, slave!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Whispers* No way! I know where those things have been!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*looks down, realizes she isn't actually wearing boots, giggles tipsily*

Start with my ankle then!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Grumbles about being forced into this when it's not even his dare*

*Bites ankle*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*OW!* Kree, dammit!

*cracks belt she stole from Kawalksy's strip routine like a whip threateningly*

*grabs Jack by back of head and hauls him up*

Now rub my back! Slooooowly... like a good little sex slave...

[janet_fraiser]

*realizes that Vala is doing her Goa'uld dominatrix routine and nearly falls out the window from laughing so hard*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Well? What do you expect??? ;-)

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*grabs Janet to prevent her falling, and collapses on her, giggling*

[janet_fraiser]

Glowing eyes.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Sorry, left my voice amplifier and contacts back on the planet. :p

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*peers around edge of door*

What the hell is...?

*spots Jack and blinks*

Oookay.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*waves* Hey there, Sleeping Beauty...

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*turns and looks at Sam, dressed in nothing but Jack's purple thong, his Air Force hat and his dress blues shirt*

Hey Sam. We're playing truth or dare. And I think I have some of your money in my pants inside.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Is pulled up by his hair* OW! Sonuvabitch!

*Rubs her back like he does with his teammates after a mission. Hard. With knuckles and everything.*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Looks up at Sam* Hi?

[janet_fraiser]

Shame, that. It's nearly Halloween. And also we could freak Camulus.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

WE ARE SO DOING HALLOWEEN!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*kicks back hard, hitting him in the shin*

Now the front , and if I don't like it, the next kick will be somewhere that counts!

[janet_fraiser]

OMG, YES! *solicits costume suggestions*