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fandomhighdorms2005-09-18 03:03 pm
sogothcally.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhighdorms2005-09-18 03:03 pm
How To Survive Fandom High
::Having totally slacked off from Quantum Physics homework, Cally peeks out in the floor 2 hallway, makes sure no one is around, and sneaks down to the bulletin board using her usual Neon-Pink Alaskan Ninja skills::
::she quickly sticks a piece of paper onto the board, and hurries back to her room, hoping no one saw her. The paper reads as follows::
How to Survive Fandom High
by a fellow student
1. Cafeteria food is to be avoided at all costs, even if it means making toast in your room.
2. Don't bring handcuffs to movie night.
3. Learn to tell the difference between Crichton and Cameron.
4. Learn to tell the difference between Archie and Lee.
5. Secret betting pools should remain secrets.
6. Do not play Scrabble with River. She will kick your ass.
7. Locked doors and windows are your friends during the full moon.
8. Get to know your roomie better. But do not crawl in bed with them.
9. Get to know your neighbors better. Knock down walls, if necessary.
10. Boys: Do not sign up for Wrestling Club if you want to have children.
11. Girls: Just give up on the boys already.They're too in love with each other They suck.
12. No matter how interesting it sounds, do not collude with any of Parker's plans.
13. Do not ask Lee about Kara.
14. Do not ask Cally aboutRogue Sparky.
15. Unless you really like tentacles, avoid the basement.
16. Attend class, do homework, and NEVER cross the principal or Spider Jerusalem.
::she quickly sticks a piece of paper onto the board, and hurries back to her room, hoping no one saw her. The paper reads as follows::
by a fellow student
1. Cafeteria food is to be avoided at all costs, even if it means making toast in your room.
2. Don't bring handcuffs to movie night.
3. Learn to tell the difference between Crichton and Cameron.
4. Learn to tell the difference between Archie and Lee.
5. Secret betting pools should remain secrets.
6. Do not play Scrabble with River. She will kick your ass.
7. Locked doors and windows are your friends during the full moon.
8. Get to know your roomie better. But do not crawl in bed with them.
9. Get to know your neighbors better. Knock down walls, if necessary.
10. Boys: Do not sign up for Wrestling Club if you want to have children.
11. Girls: Just give up on the boys already.
12. No matter how interesting it sounds, do not collude with any of Parker's plans.
13. Do not ask Lee about Kara.
14. Do not ask Cally about
15. Unless you really like tentacles, avoid the basement.
16. Attend class, do homework, and NEVER cross the principal or Spider Jerusalem.