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[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*really wishes he wasn't broke*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*passes by*

*decides to buy two copies*

*walks off sniggering*

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

Buffy sees this and stops in shock. She shakes her head, and then a wide grin spreads across her face. She buys several and has them delivered to other JA members and then to other people as well.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia cracks up and purchases one in the DVD format

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*sees display*

*buys two (one for me and one for Cam since he's broke)*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You're my hero.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Hee! Now answer your email, damn it]

[soldtoarmenians]

Lips, man. Metaphorical lips. Possibly even metaphorical tongue.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Just keep your metaphorical hands off my ass. At least not on the first metaphorical date.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: You'll get something today. Working on some details.]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Fab. I'll pretend he doesn't know about it until then.]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Ooooh! Post your comment and brood for a while. It's what you do best.]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Heh. Actually he's still plotting strategy, so him being quiet and brooding thoughtful is pretty much his gig at the moment. That and smoking a lot of cigs.]

[fates_jaye]

*snickers*

Tell me you have this in widescreen.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Yes, that's the special edition version with snarky commentary from everyone who watched the whole thing."

[fates_jaye]

Yes! Okay, I'll take two. I'm so sending a copy of this home.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*Anya stops and looks, rolls her eyes, and wishes she'd have thought of it first*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(OOC- I love you. That's all there is to it.)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: What? No threats of violence? No disembowelments? I was expecting threats of disembowelments.]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(OOC- There will be. I have to stop laughing first. There's a wide screen version? Evil!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(OOC- would Angelus like to do the disemboweling, or should Faith? Serious hee! though)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: He's still debating his reaction. Though at some point we should get our two crazy kids together for the post-zombie conversation. If'n you want I could start a post for that in his LJ.]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: What? No blooper reel?]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(OOC- Sure, that'd be good.)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Ooooo. Post mind swap chat. I'll go make popcorn.]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: That'll come out closer to Christmas]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Adds to Amazon wishlist]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Pre-Order now and save on shipping!]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Customers who bought this DVD also enjoyed Love Story, and Beaches]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"And also enjoyed Psycho Beach Party and Girls Gone Wild."

[swerval_zero]

*giggles*

*buys a DVD*

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

Dance aficionado, salesman, council candidate, student... is there anything you can't do, Marty?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Give birth.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Do you process bulk orders?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Only if I can be assured I won't be at the other end of a W&H lawsuit. BTW - Both Angelus and Faith were in public when this happened so it is therefore tapable.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? This is primo blackmail material. If you're interested, I'd be happy to trade future legal defense work for many DVDs.

Do you gift wrap?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"*Free* Legal defense work?"

Marty hands over two dozen Special Edition DVD's.

"The special edition version is widescreen and has commentary from all the scoobies. I don't gift wrap, but I do have gift bags. Do you want a gift receipt?"

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

"Free up to the point that I can't take on other clients because I'm too busy with your case. And no, I don't need a gift receipt--no one I'm giving these to will want to return them."

She tosses her hair over her shoulder, casually. "Oh, and I've heard a rumor that you had an ugly (and unnecessary) run in with the FTPD. I'm trying to get a case together against them for profiling. Stop by the office sometime if you're interested."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Prison I can handle. Detention?"

Marty shudders, almost violently.

"That's something I'd dearly love to get out of."

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Lilah shudders. "Detention at Fandom High? Wolfram and Hart has no authority on campus because principalconnor and jerusalem_s wouldn't like it, and I like my head right where it is, thanks ."

She shakes her head. "Even evil law firms have limits."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty comes downstairs, tears the publicity poster off the wall and shoves it down the incinerator. He stomps off and collects all the tapes that were sold that day offering full refunds.