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Patrol
*rover, vigilant rover, patrols the campus grounds.*
*when he comes up on a zombie or zombie part, he rolls over it.*
*it disappears.*
*then reappears in the City Public Works woodchipper in their back fenced in lot.*
Lannie and Skeeter show up for work on Monday, each extolling their accounts of bravery during the attack, which consisted of sitting on Lannie's roof and chucking empty beer cans at the zombies.
Stopping dead in their tracks, they are both brought up short by the large pile of ichor and viscera slogging out oftheir the City's brand new wood chipper.
"What the fu-?"
*when he comes up on a zombie or zombie part, he rolls over it.*
*it disappears.*
*then reappears in the City Public Works woodchipper in their back fenced in lot.*
Lannie and Skeeter show up for work on Monday, each extolling their accounts of bravery during the attack, which consisted of sitting on Lannie's roof and chucking empty beer cans at the zombies.
Stopping dead in their tracks, they are both brought up short by the large pile of ichor and viscera slogging out of
"What the fu-?"
no subject
* Or any other alcoholic beverage of your rotund choice.