Poster seen on every possible public venue

Someone desperately wants to be Homecoming Queen. She said so herself. Several times. But you didn't hear that from me.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
*splorfle*
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-29 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
*splutters and cannot stop laughing*
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-29 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know they're her words, believe me.

But no. I already said I'd vote for Cally. Sorry, Shep. :)

*shakes head and is deeply amused*

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I should vote for myself...
on the other hand, if I vote for Beka, there's no chance I'll end up on the podium with John "Multiple Personality Disorder" Crichton...
on the other *other* hand, I want a tiara...
on the other other other hand, I can buy one for myself....
on another hand, I'd love to see the look on George Lass's face if she won... on yet another hand, Beka's a friend, it might be funny....

Let me get back to you on that, 'kay?

[identity profile] the-ascended.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
*tries not to laugh*

*completely fails*

You do realize she's either going to kill you or make out with you senselessly, right?

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Probably the latter. But you didn't hear that from me. ::giggle::

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs hysterically*

It's a good look for her.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: John love you long time, snookums!]

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, love. I'll make out with you.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Frell off, Crichton. Really.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Really, John. If you want to go to Homecoming with me, you should just ask. You know I love you madly. I'd go in a second.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and YOU. I thought you were my friend. *sniffle*

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I hate you. unless you want to make out when I get back from my visit with an off-campus friend.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Parker. I do love you. But you know, if I win Homecoming Queen, it could be so good for the campaign.

*preens* everyone knows I'm the hottest ticket in town. *snerk*

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
::chews her lip, all nervous:: I didn't mean anything... I just... ::hugs Beka::

Sure, offer to make out with everyone else...

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles grimly*

About that...

*grabs arm*

*lowers voice*

*is pretty freakin' scary, as well as freakin' out*

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND? YOU MADE OUT WITH ANGELUS!

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: *mwah* to you too, John-boy]

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*

Parker. The boy doesn't have to breathe. OK?

I haven't gotten laid in so long I'm ready to kill someone myself just so they'll lay still. Besides, Angelus is willing to help. Me, anyway.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs Cally back and strokes her shoulders* It's all right, hon. I'm just playing to the crowd you know.

Did you ask?

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
*is utterly disbelieving*

He's a creep. He menaced Broots, Broots' first day here. For fun.

He's got a record of bloodletting that outstrips every person at this school, and it's on a public website. And I'll betcha he's proud of it.

He is *running every single JA member against our platform.*

Do you *really* think he wants you? Likes you? Wants to "help" you?

Are you freaking *serious*, Valentine?


*doesnt' care who you screw, as long as they're not the opposition or gonna kill you!*

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
*sighs*

All right. Fine. He wants to help with the weapons. Do I trust him? Hell no. Shit, Parker. Do you think I'm a complete idiot? I wanted something. He wanted something.

Trader-brat. I'm used to negotiating. With everything I've got. Including my body.

*isn't sure she cares what you think, except that you are a friend, so...she'll think about it. Hard*

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
*hangs onto temper with both hands, and her teeth*

Okay. But I'll say this much: it's only weapons. Not a matter of immediate life or death.

So I'd think you were worth more than some guy's "support." For what very little that would ever be worth.

*makes a face*

Fine. If the undead does it for you, great. But do me a favor? ... Do. Not. Be. Alone. With. Him.

I don't care if you're screwing him in the gym, with an audience; or just within yelling range of Rover and the administrators.

Don't go off-campus with him.

And don't, for the love of our campaign, even *think* about inviting him into your room. Can you do that for me?

Please?

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles*

One might almost think you care, Parker.

Weapons may not seem like life or death to you, but... *looks stricken* I've had one since I was too small to remember not having one. They're part of me.

I feel... *of all the people I'm telling this too, I choose Parker? shit, I'm so frelled* broken. I'm a mess.

Angelus helped me today. He got me out of a bad situation and kept me from losing my temper in a way that would have hurt us badly.

But no. I won't invite him in. I know what he is. Illyana and Callisto may have frakked that up, but I'll get Paige or someone to re-ward my room.

Promise. OK?

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