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Draco For President
This advertisement was paid for by the committee to get Draco Malfoy elected for President
Are you having doubts about who to elect for President? Well, don't! Draco Malfoy is a well rounded man who has many qualities and interests, just what you are looking for in a president! In these times we want to have the school unified. And you need a president who can offer something to everybody and Draco Malfoy is that president!
*He has lyrical Talents! He wrote the popular Hogwart's song "Weasley is our King" for a fellow student who was in need of cheering up!
*He's clever! Even his old Headmaster at Hogwarts says so!
"So the orphaned children were able to pass from Borgin and Burkes into the school to learn and make friends. A clever plan, a very clever plan."- Albus Dumbledore
*He's nice to women!
"What do you mean you've already got a quote from me? I have so much more to say about my Draco! Like he's brilliant, and pretty and smart! He was going to be Head Boy in school! And if I was Head Girl we could get married and have little kid-" -Pansy Parkinson (again)
*...And men?
"Mmm that little blond boy is quite the wizard. I've been waiting to get him for a long time. He's magically delicious. Hey, where are you going?" -Fenrir Greyback
And if you doubt his bravery? Don't! When Hogwarts school was attacked last year Draco stayed and fought to protect his people and get the job done!
Vote Draco Malfoy for President! It's really in your best interests to do so. We promise.
Are you having doubts about who to elect for President? Well, don't! Draco Malfoy is a well rounded man who has many qualities and interests, just what you are looking for in a president! In these times we want to have the school unified. And you need a president who can offer something to everybody and Draco Malfoy is that president!
*He has lyrical Talents! He wrote the popular Hogwart's song "Weasley is our King" for a fellow student who was in need of cheering up!
*He's clever! Even his old Headmaster at Hogwarts says so!
"So the orphaned children were able to pass from Borgin and Burkes into the school to learn and make friends. A clever plan, a very clever plan."- Albus Dumbledore
*He's nice to women!
"What do you mean you've already got a quote from me? I have so much more to say about my Draco! Like he's brilliant, and pretty and smart! He was going to be Head Boy in school! And if I was Head Girl we could get married and have little kid-" -Pansy Parkinson (again)
*...And men?
"Mmm that little blond boy is quite the wizard. I've been waiting to get him for a long time. He's magically delicious. Hey, where are you going?" -Fenrir Greyback
And if you doubt his bravery? Don't! When Hogwarts school was attacked last year Draco stayed and fought to protect his people and get the job done!
Vote Draco Malfoy for President! It's really in your best interests to do so. We promise.
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Albus Dumbledore, hmmmmmmmm?
Fenrir Greyback....
*takes notes*
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