Locked to those listed: By request of Sam Carter, on behalf of Stupid Men

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TO:
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Kara Thrace
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Mystique
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Kiddo
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Angela Chase
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Aeryn Sun
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Chloe Sullivan
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]D'anna Biers
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Sara Sidle
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Jaye Tyler
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Joan Girardi
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Elizabeth Turner
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Rogue D'Encanto
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Anya Jenkins
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Cregg
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Callisto
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Rory Gilmore
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Amidala
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Paige Halliwell
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Alanna Trebond
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Zero Hopeless-Savage
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Veronica Mars
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Cally
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Lisa Cuddy
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Van De Kamp

Re: Notice anything stupid about some guys on campus? How suddenly, they're all minions of Janet?

Well, it's not your imagination. And it's not their fault. They've all been drugged. Sadly, it's not Janet's fault either. She's got a parasitealien brain virus, and she's gonna get help tonight. But that's going to need some assistance.

Sam Carter asked me to round up any women who might be willing to distract these guys and keep them from interfering in the intervention that's going to get Janet to a treatment facility. The drug she's using makes them-- susceptible, to feminine wiles. The idea is to just seductively flirtily gently draw them away from her... and then probably tie them up, bop them on the head, or lock 'em in a closet until Janet's gone. The effect should fade when she's outta here.

If you're getting this email, it's because you're either a friend of the guys effected, a friend of mine, someone who owes me a favor, or someone who Carter thinks can help. Please keep the contents of this note confidential.

We can't guarantee you won't get hurt. I should state that up front. This counts as some kind of "hazardous duty." But you are *not* required to take the sexy act any further than you want to. You'll be working in teams; we're trying to reduce the risk to both you *and* these poor whacked-out suckers, as much as possible.

Bring ropes, handcuffs, and burlap bags if you've got them, to Sam's Room, 407, as soon as you can.

Thanks.

Parker

P.S. To Professors only: Professors? Two of the effected are Dr. Grissom and Professor Ash. Help in making sure we don't assault a teacher? Would be greatly appreciated.

ETA:
Minions list:
Cameron Mitchell
Lee Adama
Coach Ash
Professor Grissom
John Crichton