http://apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2005-10-29 12:28 am
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Parents Weekend for John Connor

John comes to the realization that he probably left the karaoke machine on the 3rd floor.

On Parents Weekend.


"Oshit."

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[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
After dinner, Anya and D'Hoffyrn notice the karaoke machine still on in the Third Floor Commons.

"Hey, do you think you can get this working for us?" she asks big daddy H D'Hoffryn.

[identity profile] demon-hoffryn.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a sing along box? Fun!

[identity profile] lightningsword.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Meow."

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, oh D'Hoffryn last night we sang all night long and it was very fun! Are you up to putting on your singing shoes?" Damn those human saying! They always get her.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey kittie," Anya calls to the cat that appeared from......?.

[identity profile] lightningsword.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
The door. He's exploring.

Faithful padded over to Anya. "Meow?"

[identity profile] demon-hoffryn.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, Anyanka. I do a mean "Black Magic Woman." Let's do it.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
She didn't see it come in.

"Hey little kitty," she says, but not in the babytalk way most girls would.

"Who do you belong to?" she wonders outloud.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you just do this," she says while punching buttons randomly on the machine. Just her luck, she picked the right ones!

"It's ready to go!"

[identity profile] lightningsword.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Meow!" Faithful glances up at her with oddly familiar purple eyes. "Meeeeoow." He offers his tummy for rubbing.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
John races up to the 3rd floor to rescue the karaoke machine from a face worth than disco.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
John nearly tramples over a cat, but his lightning quick reflexes save him from impending doom by having him bounce off the wall instead.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Anya bent over to pet the cat, but John nearly topples over her.

"O.K., so bending over in the doorway a bad thing," she glares at the cat and goes back to where D'Hoffryn is.

[identity profile] demon-hoffryn.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He snatches the mic and begins singing when the song starts]

Got a black magic woman
I got a black magic woman
Yes, I got a black magic woman
Got me so blind I can't see
But she's a black magic woman
And she's tryin' to make a devil out of me

Don't turn your back on me baby
Don't turn your back on me baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me baby
You're messin' around with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me baby
'Cause you might just break up my magic stick

break:

You got your spell on me baby
You got your spell on me baby
Yes, you got your spell on me baby
You're turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can't leave you alone


Yes, I need you so bad
Well, I need you darling
Yeah, I need you darling
Yes, I want you love me
I want you love me
Whoa, I want you love me, ah
Whoh, yeah
Oh, whoa, baby
Yes, I need your love
Oh, I need your love so bad
I want you love me

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Anya recovers from her near pummling.

"Hey John," she says. "Hope it's o.k. if we play a bit."

[identity profile] lightningsword.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Faithful tries not to laugh. "Meow!" His voice is a bit indignant.

[identity profile] lightningsword.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Faithful glares at her. "And you didn't pet me! Meow!" He stalks out, tail held high.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Did that cat just talk?" she says outloud to herself.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
"It depends on where you're standing. Shit. Not saying that out loud. Ah! Karaoke! Found it!"

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Just don't break it or make it stuck on 'Blue Suede Shoes' or something. It's all good."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry," John said, nearly running over a bent Anya.

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Since that man Ash isn't here, I don't think that will be a problem," she says.

"John, that is D'Hoffryn," points to demon belting out Santana. "I suppose Parent's Weekend isn't anything too exciting for you since your mom's already here?"

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, so that wasn't jsut me."

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no, it's plenty exciting. Now I get to watch everyone else get tormented for only a weekend while I'm suffering through Parent's Schoolyear."

John turns to D'Hoffryn. "Heya."

He turns back to Anya. "Kinda pokey, ain't he?"

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-10-29 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I...uh...." no one had ever described D'Hoffryn as pokey before. He was just D'Hoffryn. "O.k.," she says for lack of *anything else* to say.

"He's my mentor!"
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