New Roommate Applications

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

The following typewritten flyer is posted around the dorms:

Wanted

1 (0ne) new r00mate. Must be clean and preferably understanding 0f certain eccentricities.

Reply t0 Number 6 in #306 with the f0ll0wing --

Name:
Age:
Year in Sch00l:
Gender:

Freed0m is (in 25 w0rds 0r less):


Have y0u ever wanted t0 be a fl0rist? Why 0r why n0t?


C0mplete the f0llowing: I am n0t a ____, I am a ____ ____.

Smartass time j0ckeys need n0t apply.

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Shrugging, Callisto decides to fill in a form.

Name: Callisto
Age: 17
Year in School: Senior
Gender: Female

Freedom is (in 25 words or less):

Something worth dying for, something worth killing for.

Have you ever wanted to be a florist? Why or why not?

No, I don't have time to stop and smell the roses, let alone arrange them.

Complete the following: I am not a hero, I am a ruthless warrior.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH, upon leaving the common room, notices the sign.*



*DEATH shrugs and fills out the application.*



...

*Found tacked to the door of Room #306*

Name:
Age:
Year in Sch00l:
Gender:

Freed0m is (in 25 w0rds 0r less):


Have y0u ever wanted t0 be a fl0rist? Why 0r why n0t?


C0mplete the f0llowing: I am n0t a , I am a