E-mail: Shopping Excursion

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Fandom High Students
FROM: Parker
RE: Shopping Excursion
DATE: 05/17/06

Anyone who wants to come along tomorrow? I'm going on a shopping rampage at 10am. All the Stuff for Sale clothing boutiques in town. I expect that it'll be mostly the female population, but any guys who're brave enough to join us, feel free. We may not even ask you to carry our bags.

Any questions? Write back here.

- Parker

Comments

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
From: Madrox
Re: Re: Shopping Excursion
Date: 05/17/06

> Any questions? Write back here.

What's a six letter word for a cruel and oppressive dictator that ends with a "t"?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*glare*

Tyrant.

And no, that's not my middle name.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

>*glare*

Glares don't work in e-mail.

>And no, that's not my middle name.

What is your middle name?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

>>*glare*
>
>Glares don't work in e-mail.

They do if someone without the mutant ability to absorb annoyance is at the other end. Look, a new power!

>>And no, that's not my middle name.
>
>What is your middle name?

Catherine. What's yours?

Gonna go shopping with us?

[janet_fraiser]

To: Parker
FROM: Fraiser, Janet
RE: Shopping Excursion
DATE: 05/18/06

Sure, the one time I wish I wasn't on a cruise ship in the Carribean. Damn.

See you tomorrow.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

>What is your middle name?

Arthur, but I refuse to do Dudley Moore impressions.

>Gonna go shopping with us?

Sure. I go shopping and the next thing you know all my duplicates are carrying all your clothes.

What do I get out of it?

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

To: Parker
FROM: Longstocking, Pippi
RE: Shopping Excursion
DATE: 05/18/06

i would love to go shopping with you parker since i seemed to have aquired several inches in hight and not much fits right i guess but i have been told no adventures and in fandom shopping for cloths would probably turn into one plus i have to have mistr nelson type for me so i dont destry my computer because i accidently took a pain killer i thought was an antiinflamitory and now i cant touch anything without crushing it please dont tell anybody that bit id really like to go and i feel better thanks to demyx but i dont want dr lambert to find out i had a possible adventure be cause mr nelson is in sistant that she should not be made angry thank you for inviting me anyway

pippi

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

As much coffee as you and your many identities can consume?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker *facepalmed* -- and made a note to buy a couple shirts and skirts in something close to PIppi's size, jut to tide her over until she could go shopping herself.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

You buying the coffee?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Me and the Mastercard, yes.

You in or out?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

FROM: Parker
TO: Janet
RE: Shopping Excursion
DATE: 05/18/06

>Sure, the one time I wish I wasn't on a cruise ship in the Carribean. Damn.

What, you're not having fun where you are? For shame. Where exactly are you, anyway?

<See you tomorrow. Ddid you get to see the pictures of Shirtless Friday?"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

In. I hope you have a high credit limit.

[janet_fraiser]

To: Parker
FROM: Fraiser, Janet
RE: Shopping Excursion
DATE: 05/18/06

Oh, I'm having a whole lot of fun right where I am. And the shopping's great. But a group shopping expedition that doesn't involve prom would've been great too. Are there any poor fools guys coming along to be harassed?