"Yeah, insurance companies make a killing in my town. Sometimes I think they're secretly in on the whole deal," Conner said, rolling his eyes. "Reefside has got to have the lowest downtown real estate prices with the highest insurance premiums of any town except maybe Angel Grove."

He snickered. "Barbeque forks, ha. Like people would really have that many accidents involving accidentally falling neck-first onto barbeque forks? I love human logic sometimes."