Teddy stared at The Tick with wide eyes, because wow that was a lot of blue spandex. Then he remembered that he had just been caught TPing the school.

He tried to think about what Iron Man would do in this situation, but decided that drinking wouldn't help.

"We were, just um..." His mind blanked, no excuse was forthcoming. "Concerned about the toilet-paper needs for the wildlife?"

Oh God he was so dead.