"I AM RI-" Valentine sniffed and removed the paper megaphone from his lips for a moment. "I am Ricardo Valenteen, and am expecting my assistant to bring my latte to me shortly. I cannot be bothered to get my own... I am an artistic genius at work, here!"
He eyed Alec for a moment, tapping his chin thoughtfully with one finger. "And you... Haven't you been to wardrobe yet? What a disaster."