Hallway outside rm #508 - Monday late afternoon
It took her two trips to haul all her stuff back to her dorm room. The second trip was more tiring cause hello? fifth floor here. She was dragging her last bag down the hallway, mumbling and grumbling about why she had so much stuff in the first place when she finally reached her door, sighing in relief, and reaching for the door knob that suddenly wouldn't turn.
Annette glared at it and put both hands on it, trying to get the darn thing to turn and open up. "What the hell?"
Then it dawned on her. "Omigod. Not again."
That's why Annette quickly crouched before her door and started petting the knob. even though she was sure Dick was better at dealing with pesky knobs. He has had experience.
"Come on, open up. I'm sorry for whatever I did wrong. I ... love you. You're pretty and shiny and see? I'm rubbing you. You've got to like that, right?" Man, this sucked.
"Stupid door," she mumbled under her breath.
(it is open, yes!)

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"Mine is particular. I think you should try it. The sweet talking."
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John cocked his head and squatted in front of the door knob. "Hey there little buddy! Were you feeling neglected?" He massaged the door knob with his palm. "How would you like a little oil for your latch? We might even be able to get the pretty girl to apply it. Liberally." John glanced at Annette and waggled his eyebrows.
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"Maybe you should, you know, lick it."
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"Licking should definitely work, but keep in mind technique, John," she said straight faced.
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"Here goes nothing," he said, as he stuck his tongue out and gently licked around the face of door knob, moving his head in a half circle as he went. When he'd fully saturated the door knob with his tongue he pulled away, stood, and said with a grin, "There, now you get to open it"
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She blinked and stared up at him when he was done, "But...I thought...you...how come you can't open it?"
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He chuckled and smirked, "I licked it! Now you open it."
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"Make me!"
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"Right!"
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"Oh."
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"Well, it's open and I made you do it, what do I win?" he asked with an eyebrow waggle.
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"Well, I don't know what I'd borrow. Do you have laundry detergent?"
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If there is, just sat on her omgno subject
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John backed out of the room saying, "Don't forget, I'm right across the hall if you want me for anything."
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