The PA System: In the wee hours of Sunday Morning...

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The PA crackles to life and anyone near the speakers would most definitely hear a male and female voice giggling uncontrollably

"HELLO FANDOM!" bellowed a male voice which was being forced into a high falsetto.. "This is your principal Um-britches! HEM! HEM! HEMMITY! HEM! I'm here to sing you a little ditty that I learned during my drunken escapades as an erotic dancer in the Heathrow airport. Are you ready Fandom? Are you ready to ROCK!"

What followed was the male voice in the high falsetto bellowing out the following lyrics while the female voice laughed and giggled uncontrollably.

They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze, of my native street
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

The senorita's they sing,
And then they swing with their lumbaro.
It's very nice!
So full of spice
And when they dance and they bring a happy ring,
They're a care-o, singing a song....
All the day long!

So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom!

There was more laughter as the falsetto voice added: "THANK YOU FANDOM! YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL! ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!"

More laughter followed which was cut off quickly and just a touch of feedback.

[ooc: PA System and the_merriest modded with permission. NFI though people can shout and complain at being awakened at 2:00 am. :) ]