Just Outside the Dorms, Tuesday Afternoon

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

After a certain incident earlier, Kerrigan decided that obviously, the regular punishments weren't working for these kids.

Might as well go with the old-fashioned kind.

This is why she was using some metal restraints to stick Ed Elric and Lee Adama to the front of the dorms building, near the doors. In their underwear. With Ed's hands well away from each other.

"I'll be back in a few hours," she informed them, stepping back down. "I suggest you take some time to think. Enjoy the sunshine. The appreciation of your peers."

[ kerrigan has left the premises but lee and ed are here for your gawking. open so open omg but use the tiny ocd plz ]

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[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed pulled at the restraints, trying to figure out a way to get out of them before too many people stopped by.

"Think about a better way to get back at you?" Ed snapped, still headachy from the whole getting bashed in the head and more than a little frustrated he couldn't think of anything to get them out of it.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"We're on display," Lee snarled, tugging at his own restraints and wincing when they didn't give. "Not fair! Not fair!"

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

"Don't try me," Kerrigan said, sounding about as impressed as a dragon at a honey fair. "I could kick your ass ten times over, shorty."

She looked over to Lee. "You. Shut up, or I'm going to come back and bring scotch tape."

Finally, she turned around to leave. "Trust me, boys," she said, "This is hurting you a hell of a lot more than it's hurting me."

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed yanked at the restraints, trying to get at her. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULD STEP ON HIM LIKE A BEAN AND NEVER NOTICE, YOU CRAZY TEACHER?"

It would have been more effective were he not chained up and mostly naked, fake limbs on display.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Even Lee had to stare at Ed after that outburst.

"Can you do the alchemy?" Lee asked, throwing an abbreviated, not!kick towards Kerrigan with one of his legs. Because that was threatening.

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"Not without something to write with," Ed scowled, tugging at the restraint on his left arm again. "Stupid teacher can't tie us up with our hands behind our backs like a normal person."

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"That's because she's frakking insane," Lee said, squinting at the restraints to see what they were made of. Apparently they were made of 'frakking metal no break' or something.

And yeah, Kerrigan was gone but that didn't stop Lee from screaming, "You're frakking insane! We were just trying to add color to your office!"

Gawkers!

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

For anyone who wants to stare, mock, or show concern.

Lieutenant Kerrigan encourages it!

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"And help you help yourself!" Ed screamed with him. What? It was a joint effort here. "Dammit, where's Al when you need him," he pouted, struggling still. "And? And? She hit me."

Re: Gawkers!

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares was watching Lee and his arms intensely.

Perhaps a little too intensely.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"I need a knife or a gun or that stupid teacher's fingernails!" He had no idea why he was still yelling when she was gone. "You don't have a phone or anything, do you?"

Maybe Ed kept a phone in his underwear.

Re: Gawkers!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee? Had no way of covering up so he just smiled and nodded and blushed.

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

He stared at Lee. "...No. What about lockpicks? Do you have lockpicks?"

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I carry lockpicks in my boxers," Lee said and twisted his hips. "Go ahead and take a peek."

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"I'm not looking at your boxers!" Ed flailed, squeezing his eyes shut. "I'm not that far gone!"

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"At least mine don't have kittens on them!" Lee retorted. Ed's boxers didn't have kittens on them but he was stuck on a wall so might as well do something funny.

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed's eyes shot back open. "Mine don't have kittens on them! I don't even like kittens!"

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Maybe she has a crush on us?" Lee said thoughtfully. "Because of the lack of clothes."

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"...you know? I bet that's it," Ed agreed slowly. "Poor her. Maybe if she took the books we tried to give her, she could find someone her own age."

Re: Gawkers!

[he-lived.livejournal.com]

Harry wandered by. And paused mid-step.

And then burst out laughing.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"That's gotta be it," Lee said, nodding in agreement. "That or she thinks of us as sons. We should call her mom next time we see her."

Re: Gawkers!

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema was heading back to her room after walking around the island when she spotted the new decorations. "Don't go anywhere!" She cheerfully shouted and ran to her room. A few minutes later, she was back with a camera.

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"I don't know about you, but my mom never took all my clothes off," Ed pointed out. "That's kinda icky." He paused. "Oh, right, yeah, maybe you're right with that."

Re: Gawkers!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Shut the frak up!" Lee yelled when he saw Harry. "Or use your stick thing to get us down!"

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"We could call her grandma because she's old?" Lee suggested. "Or we could call her by her first name. My mother hated when I did that. What's her first name?"