First Floor Rec Room - Sunday

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Tibby still had no idea where she was or how she got there. She had handwavily spent the previous day exploring the town and came to the conclusion that she could get some amazing footage for her suckumentary.

Since she couldn't find her own equipment, she had borrowed some money from the wallet of the girl who looked freakishly like her and bought some new stuff.

Then she decided to set up shop in the rec room, hoping to get some good interviews.


[ooc: "Tibby" is looking for some fun people to interview! I'm here for the next three hours and then AFK for part of the day but will happily pick up tags this evening and am totally down with SP for anyone who wants their pup's AU weekend antics caught on film. In the rec room so it can be open to adults too!]

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff had been frantic since last night, when he found the closet open and Turtle-not-Turtle distinctively missing. He poked his head into the rec room with the stress that was appropriate for that kind of thing. "Sorry, have you seen my girlfriend? She's about this tall," he failed to indicate how tall that was, "Sort of brownish hair, nice eyes, currently going about telling people they're naughty boys?"

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

This guy was a perfect subject for the suckumentary.

Tibby managed a small smile and was glad the camera was rolling. "No, I don't think I have. Why does your girlfriend think people are naughty boys?"

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Still exploring for the feel of the place and general known to drift, anyway, Calliope couldn't help asking, "What's the camera for?"

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"I'm making a su... documentary," Tibby said. "Can I interview you?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"It's one of those weekends," Jeff explained, "I'm sure she thinks the people are perfectly ordinary, she's just thinking I'm-- they're naughty. And I'm not, I've never been naughty in my life, I haven't even mastered being moderately off."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"One of what weekends?" Tibby asked.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Things go a bit crazy 'round here," Jeff said, squinted, and slipped into the room with a spectacularily confused look on his face, "Which you'd probably know if it wasn't one of those weekends. Last time, I was a bard. A naked one."

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Callie's dull observation of the camera grew slightly wary. "Depends," she said. "What's the documentary about?"

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

And now Tibby was cursing the fact that he wasn't currently a naked bard. Because that would make for excellent footage.

"You're not usually a naked bard then?"

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Tibby knew that saying 'things that sucked' would be the wrong answer.

"Life as a teenager," she said. It sounded good.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"There's only so much nudity a man can tolerate until the treshold gets broken," Jeff explained, "That, and people tend to run off if I start singing, so I thought it was best not to continue it."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Aw, you can't be that bad," Tibby said. "How about a little song for the camera?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"That's really not a good idea," Jeff informed the camera in question, "Also, there's probably a fifty percent chance it'll start talking to me. The telly did that."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Okay, even if she couldn't get him to sing, she was definitely getting some quality crazy.

"The television talked to you?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"To be fair, Dor was there," Jeff said, shrugging, "I think it's more like ninety percent if he's around. So far I haven't gotten any other inanimate objects to talk to me, but I've been trying to get the story out of my closet."

It had always been pathetically easy for Jeff to accept that things Just Happened and he was generally the butt of them.

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"There's a story about you and your closet?"

Tibby wondered if that was why his girlfriend thought he was a naughty boy.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"My girlfriend escaped from it," Jeff explained, because that made perfect sense, "I was hoping it had some idea about where she went."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"So your girlfriend came out of the closet and is running around calling people naughty boys?"

Sounded kind of kinky.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Pretty much," Jeff said, nodding along in an agreeable way. "Yeah."

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

"Sounds thrilling," Calliope muttered. "Sure. Hey, I'm your basic average teenager, right?" HA! Callie cracked herself up. "Shoot."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Excellent," Tibby said. "Let's start with the basics: name, age, and where you're from?"

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"And what's your girlfriend's name?" Tibby asked.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Turtle, usually," he said, "But I imagine she's thinking it's somebody else usually." He shrugged another shoulders. "Weekends, eh?"

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

"Calliope Helen Stephanides," she said, "sixteen, Grosse Pointe, Michigan, which I'm coming to realize is not here, which is just really weird."

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Your girlfriend is a turtle?"

This just kept getting better and better.