Third Floor Common Room; Tuesday Afternoon

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Pshyeah, like Chuck wasn't going to take advantage of free effing muffins. He didn't cook; he took free food where he could take it. To be fair, he was only taking advantage of the chocolate ones.

Now he was hogging up the couch in addition to the chocolate muffins and was trying to find something on TV. He wasn't having much luck but you couldn't expect much from a Tuesday.

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[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

This wasn't Hannibal's floor but Angela (http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/91533521/15818970) was restless in their room so he took her exploring. When they found Chuck, Hannibal deemed the exploration a success.

"You cook or something?" Color Hannibal surprised.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Fuck, no. These were just laying around," Chuck said. He looked down at Angela. "What's with the raccoon?"

Someone didn't watch Animal Planet.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"It's Angela," he said, still getting amusement out of saying that. "She's been like this since last week. Cute, right?"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Sure." Chuck wasn't the type to find animals cute, sorry.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Don't sound so enthused, Chuck," Hannibal said. "It just makes me wanna throw her at you."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"You'd throw her at me? Some boyfriend you are."

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

After classes, Claire stopped by to check on the muffin supply in her common room since she still had some left in her basket.

"Oh, Chuck, good, you got some muffins," she said. "I knocked on your door yesterday but you weren't there."

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I think she'd side with me that this was a perfectly deserved use of her as a weapon," he said. "Besides, she's got claws."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I had class yesterday afternoon." And a hug-fest in the morning but we will not be talking about that, thank you. "Though I'm not sure if I deserve Muffins of Triumph."

What? That's what the sign said.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

"Everyone deserves Muffins of Triumph," Claire said. "What happened this past week affected us all. I even saw you at Town Hall."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Most girls do," Chuck said as he reached for another muffin. "Save the girlfriend throwing for someone that really deserves it."

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I've been trying to think of things to dress her in so I can have embarrassing evidence when she turns back," he said, taking a seat. "Pet stores sell everything, don't they?"

Because Chuck, bastion of pet care, would know.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Everybody went into a coma at once; I'd be crazy to not want to see what that looks like."

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh. Cause I didn't see you by Sam's bed or anything," she teased.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I'd assume so," he said. "But all of Sweetie's stuff is custom made so I don't know for sure."

Chuck ventured a guess and decided that Sweetie's clothes probably cost more than Hannibal's. That was kind of sad.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Custom made?" Was there anything rich people couldn't get? "I'll check into it. I was thinking leather, if anything. Or maybe a bathing suit and then stick in a tub somewhere."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well, he does all my schoolwork," Chuck told her. "Naturally I was hoping he'd pull through."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Do you really think she's going to stand still and let you do that?" he asked.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire laughed. "Seriously? You don't do your own school work?"

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I'm bigger than her." Which was his answer. "It's not like she can do anything to me. She might even like it. I can take pictures and use it as ammo."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Why should I?" He had much better things to do. "I didn't even take the SATs myself. I got a fantastic score though."

That guy was worth every cent.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

"Wow. What are you going to do if you run into a situation you can't buy your way out of?"

Like being stuck in a town overrun with vampires, not that Claire knew anything about that.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"She'll claw your eyes out." Or at least that's what Chuck would do if someone had tried to do that to kitty!him.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I'll let you know when that happens." Even though it had happened before. He tended to get his ass kicked and then he got over it. No big deal.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire kind of rolled her eyes at that, but figured Chuck's life couldn't possibly be as perfect as he let on.

"So have you heard if there was a you over in that weirdo universe?"