"Mystery," Warren decided, "is a good word for it. Maybe not the same word that I would have come up with, but pretty much hands-down a better one."

The word that Warren would have come up with possibly alluded to charging admission to stand around and stare with a bucket of overpriced popcorn in hand, to a soundscape of elephants and circus music.

"I think maybe they just like being around things that they won't ever have to deal with. Like how you hear some people talk about how they like children, so long as they can send them back to the parents the moment they stop being fun."