"I would be lying if I said I never thought of running away to Canada," Warren laughed, shaking his head and crossing his arms over his chest. "Either there, or, I don't know..." He waved a hand vaguely in the air, looking for another place name off the top of his head. "Timbuktu. But I'd probably do better in Canada, considering I actually know that much about it."

It helped that Canada was so much closer to New York than Timbuktu was.