"And now iCarly presents, another Pathetic Play," Freddie announced, as the title graphic popped up. "This week: The Trucker With a Heart of Gold, and the Yukon Pioneersman Who Tried to Mine That Gold to Make His Fortune!"
The screen cut to a scene of Spencer Shay wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, false eyebrows, and a fake mustache, sipping at a bottle of sarsaparilla. In walked Gibby Gibson, wearing a trucker hat and make-up to simulate a five-o-clock shadow. And, of course, he was sans shirt.
"Hey there, fella," Gibby said. "Can I buy you a drink? I love doing good stuff for people. Even if I am... a trucker."
"Well ain't that a hoot?" Spencer said in a terrible old-westy accent. "You like doin' good things, huh? Got one of thems... heart of gold, don't ya?"
"I sure do," Gibby said, smiling proudly. "You ain't the first to say it. All up and down Route 66, they call me Heart of Gold Gibson."
"Then ain't this my lucky day!" Spencer said, hefting a pick-ax. "I been looking to strike gold since '89!"
Gibby got an exaggerated look of shock on his face. "Well now, breaker, breaker, you can't just take my heart!"
"Well I think I should!" Spencer retorted.
"I need it!" Gibby protested.
"I need it more!" Spencer said.
"No, I need it more!" Gibby protested.
"No, I need it more!" Spencer said.
"Aaaaaand scene," Carly said, sticking her head in front of the camera. "Veeeery enlightening, wasn't it? Big round of applause for my big brother Spencer and everyone's favorite Gibby!"
Re: Pathetic plays
The screen cut to a scene of Spencer Shay wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, false eyebrows, and a fake mustache, sipping at a bottle of sarsaparilla. In walked Gibby Gibson, wearing a trucker hat and make-up to simulate a five-o-clock shadow. And, of course, he was sans shirt.
"Hey there, fella," Gibby said. "Can I buy you a drink? I love doing good stuff for people. Even if I am... a trucker."
"Well ain't that a hoot?" Spencer said in a terrible old-westy accent. "You like doin' good things, huh? Got one of thems... heart of gold, don't ya?"
"I sure do," Gibby said, smiling proudly. "You ain't the first to say it. All up and down Route 66, they call me Heart of Gold Gibson."
"Then ain't this my lucky day!" Spencer said, hefting a pick-ax. "I been looking to strike gold since '89!"
Gibby got an exaggerated look of shock on his face. "Well now, breaker, breaker, you can't just take my heart!"
"Well I think I should!" Spencer retorted.
"I need it!" Gibby protested.
"I need it more!" Spencer said.
"No, I need it more!" Gibby protested.
"No, I need it more!" Spencer said.
"Aaaaaand scene," Carly said, sticking her head in front of the camera. "Veeeery enlightening, wasn't it? Big round of applause for my big brother Spencer and everyone's favorite Gibby!"