If Warren hadn't been busy trying not to just die of Topher-ness as he pulled himself back to his feet, he probably could have kissed Bobby, just then.

... Except not, for about a million reasons that spanned everywhere from 'kissing Emma' to 'kissing Bobby' to 'being Topher' to 'having a girlfriend.' So Bobby kind of lucked out, there.

"Yes! I look like him, I'll be the first to die if he hasn't been yet! Backup is good!"