All for the best, because 'kissing his best friend who currently looked like another mutual friend while he himself looked like his girlfriend's best friend' was not an issue Bobby particularly wanted to deal with. At all. Ever.

"All right then, let's go," and without really thinking about it, Bobby grabbed Warren's arm with the intention of ice-sliding the two of them out of the dorms and across town.

Except there was no ice form to be had, of course, because he wasn't in his own body. Instead he got... diamond?

"Damnit!" A beat. "Okay. Plan B. We hire a rickshaw." He had Emma's credit card, after all, and he was not afraid to use it.