"I'm Alana," Alana said, giving him a strange look as she decided to play along. "I have this kinky obsession with not telling you about my kinks, and ...

I care a lot, use an analog clock
And never know when to stop
And I'm passive, aggressive
I'm scared of the dark and the dentist
I love my butt and won't shut up
And I never really grew up

She frowned in confusion. "Wait, why am I singing?"