"No peanut butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she insisted, going to elbow him in the side because, really, he knew better. "Yes, I know he loves it!!!!!!!!!!! But it's the only food he has that reaction to and, like, that's an allergic reaction that I don't know if it's hurting him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Which was actually not a super stupid reason to not feed her pet that. A lot, a lot, less stupid than 'because she thought he was cuter pink'.

Which he was. But that was just a bonus of not inducing allergies here.