Declaration of intent

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

Since no one seems to be trying for the second floor (and I can't think why, the windows are at precisely the right height for sneaking out and down for midnight missions), I am claiming a corner room, 209. While any who seek a roommate may of course offer themselves, I must note that my weaponry will not be tampered with, and the large Rambaldi poster on the wall must not be moved under any circumstances.

Other than that, I keep a bottle of Petreuse available at all times. Non-alcoholic, of course. *slight smile*

Comments

[m-samuelle.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Yes, the second floor is simple enough for sneaking out of. Which is why I've chosen the 4th floor. Much more challenging.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

If you want the added impetus of a challenge while fleeing annoyed enemies with guns in the dead of night while clutching a valuable object--be my guest. Personally, I prefer the option of an easy entry and exit. Much less chance of twisted ankles and wrenched shoulders that way.

[m-samuelle.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't last a day at Section One.

Pray that you're never "recruited" into it.

I know I wish that *I* hadn't been.

[make-it-ashes.livejournal.com]

... and which corner would that be?

Maybe you ain't been looking around the second floor in the right places -- I'm in southwest corner -- #229 -- with Fullmetal and there's a few other people floating around.

*eyes narrow* I hope you don't make as much noise as my other neighbors do.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

I? I am as silent as the grave. Silencers are very useful devices.

[http://users.livejournal.com/sydney_bristow_/]

Planning to cause trouble so soon?

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

Sydney, I'm hurt. I cause no more trouble than you ever do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/sydney_bristow_/]

Oh like anyone is going to believe that, Sark.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

*blinks big blue eyes* My dear lady, I am merely a student here, like yourself. My past is a clean slate. Any wild stories you may spread about latajang fights in Indonesia or my-car-is-shinier-than-your-car discussions are completely your own. And who would believe you anyway?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Petreuse?

*appalled* Non-alcoholic?!

(How did you get the weaponry in? I'm keeping most of mine in my car off-campus.)

And who is this Rambaldi person?

*blows smoke out the window*

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

For the benefit of our nosy law-abiding faculty and dormmates, it is non-alcoholic. But perhaps I purchased it under false pretenses and am mistaken. The only way to find out is to drink it. Feel free to stop by and investigate. Or perhaps I should come by your suite. Who did you have to kill to secure such a living space?

Weaponry? I have no weaponry. (Though I do have some skill at misdirection and practice in hiding things on my person.)

Rambaldi...would take several days to explain, and then I'd have to kill you. But to sum up--how do you feel about eternal life?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, maybe I'll come by and see if you're mistaken, or not.

I didn't have to kill anyone-- although you may notice a "Thanks to the Centre" memorial plaque next to the sauna, jacuzzi, and hot tub facilities, along with the upgrades to the pool treatment system. And the diving boards. And... well, you get the picture, I'm sure.

Other than that it was just a matter of staking my claim early and threatening anyone who came into 236.

*smiles at the idea of hiding things on his person* Reaaaallly.

How do I feel about eternal life? *smile cynically* I'm guessing that like everything else, it would be overrated. Other than that-- highly unlikely.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

Ah, you have connections. I must be sure to thank you in regards to the Jacuzzi, when at last I have free time to test it.

You? Threatened them? I'm sorry I wasn't there to witness it, I'm sure it was...charming. *smiles*

As to eternal life--oh ye of little faith. Perhaps we can discuss it more in-depth over a glass of wine sometime.

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

Non-alcoholic Petreuse is like... waxing an owl.
Why would you do it?

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

*smiles serenely* Precisely.

Waxing an *owl*?...no, I don't want to know quite yet...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

I don't know what you're looking for in a room mate exactly, but you sound like someone I could get along with very well.
The name's Remington Steel *extends hand* Nice to meet you.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

A pleasure, Steele. *shakes hand* I am currently waiting to hear from one Simon Tam regarding my/our roommate situation. However, if he decides that his pre-medical studies require a private room or another roommate, we might well suit.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

Mr. Tam has moved in, but I believe there are still rooms to spare on this floor. Check the camel woman's master list (I know she has a title, but truly, I cannot think of her as anything other than the camel woman) and stake a claim. Gaving you as a neighbor could prove useful.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

Ah, I see, well thank you for your consideration, in that case I believe a young lady has a house with a spare room and a hot tub, and that may be too much to pass up. Perhaps we can have a Petreuse sometime, you seem like a top notch fello.
The camel woman intrigues me no end...