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[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm new here and was wondering if someone could point me in the general direction of empty rooms? Or does someone need a roomie? I'm clean, I promise! And I'll park Deathscythe somewhere else so he doesn't block all the sunlight. I'm not picky about roommates; anything's gotta be better than these 4 whackos I'm used to hanging around with...

Oh, and the name's Duo, by the way.

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[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

If you aren't opposed to someone who's dark, depressing, and keeps the skull of a dead family friend on his bookshelf, I could be your man. Just promise me that you're decently educated and have no connections to the current ruler of Denmark. And I will do a thorough background check just to make sure. I was going to take room #603 myself; it has small windows and a musky smell to it. An excellent place for brooding and thinking about death.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Hey you kinda sound like one of my last roommates, so I think we'll be able to handle each other--me and him only tried to kill each other a couple of times, and even that was only when we first met. Of course I was the one who got two shots off in him before he could even ask for mercy...

Anyway, #603 it is. I can definitely say of all the places I've been, Denmark isn't one of them. Hope that qualifies me!

Oh, hey, you got a name, buddy?

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet Dane Jr, crown prince of Denmark. I'd say that it was a pleasure to meet you, but that would indicate that there were some source of happiness in my wretched life. As long as you're not associated with my uncle, I promise that I won't try to kill you.

And just ignore any post on pink kitten stationary -- they're from my kind-of-girlfriend.