(no subject)

[swerval_zero]

Notice posted on dorm bulletin board

WANTED
Brave individuals to help me get my squalling stuff back
from the scrufling furwads in the first floor common room.
Meet at room 220 at ten o'clock if you're willing to help.
(By help, I mean lay down cover fire or go in with me.)
Those willing to do violence preferred.
Weapons a definite plus.

EDIT: Right. *tightens laces on her combat boots* We've waited long enough. It's game time.

*kicks open common room doors* Gabba gabba hey.

Comments

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige just catches Skank*
Erm I can call your stuff to me, there's nothing heavy is there?

[swerval_zero]

Unfortunately, yeah, or that'd be totally cream. There's my second bag of clothes, and two boxes of records. They're both pretty hefty.

...although, d'you think you could get my laptop case? One of them was friggin' dancing on it the last time I looked in there. I don't want to leave it much longer.

And you're Paige, right? I'm still trying to learn names.

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::shows up at appropriate time::

Reporting for duty, Zero. Aside from these ::brandishes finger-claws::, I'm incredibly strong and agile. Anything fragile that I should be aware of?

By the way, I need those tools back; I'm only borrowing them from rockbell_. I was planning on getting my own kit in town this weekend, if you would like to join me.

[swerval_zero]

Hi, Hank. Hang on a sec while I get those. And that'd be swerval. I'm gettin' my big sister to send me a set for...y'know, situations like today, but I need a proper set, too.

Be careful of the records, yeh? Other than that, not really. Just clothes and stuff...hang on. *goes to get tools*

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe showed up at the appropriate time and smiled.

"Ready and able."

[swerval_zero]

Fantastic, 'cause it's show time.

[swerval_zero]

Could you de-gremlin Hank real quick?

[swerval_zero]

*eyes the bat* Nice. Let's go.

[mycanonhatesme]

This seems like a worthy way to spend my evening. *grins*

[swerval_zero]

More the merrier.

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::before we can storm the community room, Anders goes streaking by (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/15924.html)::

[swerval_zero]

*blink*

Before we go, maybe we should...I don't know, find him some pants?

[can_be_more]

Ready to help in any way I can.

[swerval_zero]

Welcome to the party. Try not to get bit. If you've seen Anders any time recently...yeah.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

I heard all the commotion, anything I can do to help?

[swerval_zero]

Keep the gremlins off us!

[swerval_zero]

*flips her hair out of her face, grabs Chiana's baseball bat, and beats the hell out of the duffel bag* Take THAT, you little grinders! And THAT!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*watches green blood spurt*

Maybe we should have laid down a tarp, first.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Am I too late for the destruction?

[swerval_zero]

Well, my stuff is safe, which I guess means you can destroy as much as you please.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I was told there was to be violence down here. My fencing swords have yet to arrive, but I'm more than willing to use my personal dagger on anything that needs to be stabbed.

I'll need all the practice I can get with stabbing live things. Someday, uncle, someday.

[swerval_zero]

*eyes him warily from where she's slumped against the wall*

You're a bit late, actually. But welcome to the party. I'm Zero.

[swerval_zero]

Is it over? Is it done?

Right, good job, guys. If a few of you'd help me carry my stuff back to my room, we can relocate this party to Anders' room.

Uh, and somebody needs to go for the doc.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I can grab a bag for you, if you want. What room are you in? There's this huge box stuck between the second and third floors, so if you're any higher than that, you'll have to climb over it.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

That's right, I forgot about Anders. Him *and* Phoebe, both.

Who wants to go get the doctor and bring him to 201?

[swerval_zero]

Let's just get up to 201. We'll sort it out there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jubilation_lee/]

Jubilee grimaces at the commotion going on in the common room. "Hey, come on! You're blowing up things and you didn't tell me?!"

Spotting something tiny and furry out of the corner of her eye, Jubilee flips down the sunglasses on her head and paffs the hell out of anything that moves.

[swerval_zero]

Sorry! Come on up to 201, we're throwin' a victory party!

...and monitoring our wounded, but, y'know, these things happen.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

If ya need anything, give me a call.

[swerval_zero]

Well, Phoebe wants to talk to you for some reason, so get your arse up to 201.

{arrives wearing fencing doublet}

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ripper_giles_/]

{mask under arm, rapier in-hand}

I've got your back, girl.
{salutes with rapier}

Butt kicking for goodness! Go for the eyes, Jayne! Go for the eyes!"