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The door to room 201 starts to swing open slowly, and a couple of tiny green furballs go skittering down the hallway at breakneck pace as soon as the opening is wide enough for them. There's a soft bump as the doorknob hits the wall, and out into the hallway steps Anders, wearing an impossibly wide grin, a lampshade on his head, a couple of bleeding red bite marks around his ankles . . . and nothing else.

"I feel too strong to war with mortals -- BRING ME GIANTS!!!"

Grabbing an empty poster tube that's been lying on the floor, he charges down the hallway at full speed, dancing and slashing, swinging the tube with wild abandon in a broad comedy demonstration of How Exactly To Not Fight A Rapier Duel. His wordless battle cry reaches an almost operatic note . . . just as he reaches the wall at the far end of the hallway and meets it headfirst. The lampshade goes flying, the poster tube drops from his nerveless hand, and he keels over unconscious right there on the floor in fine inglorious fashion.

Were anyone in the vicinity to be gifted with supernaturally keen hearing, it's likely they'd hear hysterical high-pitched snickering coming from the corner where two small fuzzy green creatures are excitedly bouncing up and down.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

From 202, Susan begins to wonder if she isn't going to have to break out The Voice...

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::from downstairs (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/15403.html), Hank's ears perk up::

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

I think that he's unconscious, Chiana.

::sighs, then picks up and slings Anders over his shoulder::

Would you watch out from gremlins while I carry him back to his room?

[swerval_zero]

And you people wonder why I'm scared of the common room.

[thehurleyabides.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

*holds up sign with a 10 on it*

Perfect form, dude. You're the Next Big Thing.

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

*pokes his head out of 209, eyebrows lifted* That was...rather unexpected. Do you need help carrying him, McCoy?

*notes the bite marks, manages not to make a comment about inadequate swordsmanship*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the offer, Julian, but I'm stronger than I seem. However, would you watch him and make certain that the gremlins don't return before we retrieve Zero's belongings from the common room?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you wanted to play Marines and Pilots, you just had to ask. ;)

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

((*dies* You are a very bad person.))

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::comes running back up the stairs::

We're done with the gremlins in the common room, but now we have another wounded (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/15403.html?thread=167467#t167467) on the way up. Keep an eye on her when she gets here.

And someone get me a sheet to cover Anders "area". I need his leg clear.

::starts checking Anders' pupils, pulse, temperature::

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::starts inspecting the bite-marks, noting number, placement and color of the surrounding area as well as feeling the leg for bruising or swelling::

[swerval_zero]

*comes in, holding a six-pack of soda and a package of homemade chocolate chip cookies*

Oi. Brought snacks. 'M gonna go tell Phoebe's roommates what's goin' on. Save me a biscuit.

[swerval_zero]

*is back*

For the love of squall, can we put some pants on Anders? *realizes that would mean touching him* Are there any telekinetics around?

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I left your bag just inside your door. Hopefully it should be safe in there.

What's with the naked guy over there? I feel like I missed something important.


...are those homemade?

[m-samuelle.livejournal.com]

Can I be of any assistance?

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe is anxious and trying to pace.

"I need to find Jayne and let him know what happened. I don't want him to think I'm standing him up tomorrow."

[can_be_more]

*walks in*

Well, this has been a night for everyone, hasn't it?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*hands her a cookie*

Hell yes. Two fights in one day is more than enough, damnit.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*pokes her head in*

He gonna be okay?

[swerval_zero]

We don't know yet. Hank's working on it.

[swerval_zero]

Hide the mirrors! Hank, he's awake!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*stands in front of nearest mirror, smiles innocently*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::glances over:: Keep hi-

::double-takes:: Um, Zero? Please tell me that's not a side effect.