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Hey listen up, meatbags. I need a cool roommate or two. I smoke, drink, swear, watch tv a lot, and enjoy the occassional robohooker. So all you lame goody goodies can take a hike. I don't need a bed, just a spare closet... the smaller the better. As long as I can fit my shiny metal ass into it I'm good to go.

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Hey pal, you sound like my kind of non-simeon (a welcome change). If you're hip to living with a ~~lousy~~ professor, I'm all aboard.

(o.o.c As soon as a sign up to live in the dorms! Bender+Zaphod = best thing ever in life)

(ooc: turns out, I'm already signed up. Rawk)

Alright, I suppose you'll do. You seem pretty cool... for a human and all.

Woah, Woah, Woah. I'm no semi-evolved primate, thanks so much. Far as I'm concerned, all of the non-blonde ones should have stayed up in the trees.

Let me formally introduce myself. Zaphod Beeblebrox, former President of Galaxy. I'm from a planet in somewhere around vicinity of Betelgeuse, but I won't bore you with hum-drum astronomy.

yeah, yeah, yeah. *waves a hand and uses a sarcastic voice* I respect and bow to you, your presidently honor, sir.

(ooc: Bender's a self-centered jerk no matter what - If we can keep from arguing over who's cooler, we'll rock as roomies. haha)

Well, provided that's squared away.

Let me ask you a question.

Alcohol: Addiction or way of life?

(ooc: No worries...Zaphod doesn't bother to argue his cool, he takes it as a given.)

Very good question, my new friend. *opens the door in his chest, pulls out two beers, and offers one to Zaphod* For me, it's a way of life. *drinks* Alcohol keeps my batteries charged, if ya know what I mean. *nudge*nudge*

Correct!

I see the beginning of a fantastically primate-free friendship.

*Lies back in the coolest manner possible*

*Theme music plays: I see skiiiiies of bluuuuue, and cloooouds of white...*

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