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[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS:

bent_bender and I were celebrating being cooler roommates than any one of you.

And as a result, I am inebreat..breadedfillet...inbreaded...DRUNK.

I am drunk. I am drunmke, and I am cooler than you, and pants are no longer allowed because I'm too cool for them. Lalala.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters all around!

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Stay away from swimming pools, sir. Trust me.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

A wise decseoimen!

*pins a vote for Beeblebrox button on rory*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory examines the button.

"What are you running for?"

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Whadda ya got?

[bent-bender.livejournal.com]

Yeah! We're cool. *shakes his robobottom* We're cool.

*stumbles around and begins singing*

Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh, uh-huh
Well, Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride
Blah blah blah, something, Bender is great!
Froggy went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

I know dis one! I...I know dis one!

He had a nick-nack by his side, uh-huh, uh-huh
Well, Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride,
La la la, I have no pants, lala, no pants,
Pants are lame and I am not, pants are lame, uh-huh

*points to Bender*

Dis...Dis guy right here. Dis is a great guy.

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

I don't think drunk, weird teachers are what Mom and Dad sent me away. Cool.

[fates_jaye]

*knowing look*

Already been at it, huh, princess?

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

*shakes her head*

God, no. I don't need to drink. I don't drink.

[fates_jaye]

Probably a good thing. If you were drunk, you couldn't help me write on the passed-out teacher's face.

*holds out marker*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The word, good sir, is "inebriated," from the Latin "inebriare," from the word "ebrius," meaning "drunk."

I'm unfamiliar with this "drunk" thing, though. Never been it as far as I know!

[bent-bender.livejournal.com]

Hey there, stuffy bug... *hesitates* blue man... whatever. *puts an arm on The Tick's shoulder, opens the door in his chest, and brings out a 6 pack of beer* I have plenty of supplies if you'd like to experience all that life has to offer.

*turns his head away and giggles evily*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Supplies? Like, for defeating those who would seek to do wrong? Keen! I can always use more supplies! Thanks, my robot chum!

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

C-C'mon blue dude. Aaaaall the cool teachers do it. Seriously. Would I lie to you?

*smiles winningly, and you hear a 'ping!'*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well I can't see why a teacher would lie to anyone. They're great role models!

*picks up Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and sniffs it*

Ye gods, man! It smells like candy! Fifty-year-old, regurgitated candy! My antennae seem to have fallen asleep...

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

Hey, you don't look too good. And you're not wearing any pants. Is this some sort of game?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Isht it a game? A GAME?

No pants ish life! Life!

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

*eyes widen a bit* You're kinda strange. But funny. I think I like you *grins* What's that you're drinking? It smells kinda like what Shanks always drinks.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Principal Connor comes around the corner, spotting Zaphod as he staggers down the hallway with his pants off and his arms in the air. "Are you drunk on school property, young man?"

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

*Stands up staight*

No...No, no, no. Well, yesh. Yesh, yesh, yesh. But it's cool, it's totally cool, I'm from another planet. Space man. Yeah. And I'm not operating any firearms or improbability drives. That would be...iresponsbile...ireconsible...stupid.

May I offer you a drink? A turn at writing on The Tick's face? A quick trip 'round the galaxy?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION

*points to The Tick*

I haf glitter markers. I think it's very important we write on his face in glitter.

*writes "I love crime and villainy" on the tick's abnormally large chin"

Ohhh, that'll get him. *Hicup*

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

Draw flowers! And hearts! That could annoy him, too.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Antying for a student...

*finishes it off with hearts and flowers*

(ooc: Oh man, if only my paint program wasn't busted)

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*Tick groggily lifts head.*

Wha... Glitter pixies? Egad, that candy drink is EVIL! The Pan-Galartic Thingy Whatsit will face justice at the hands of The Tick!

Right after a little nappy... *snores*

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Can't hold his...

*passes out*

(ooc: Me too! Time for bed, no more crack!)