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Heeeey Bender.

*Struts into the room*

Check out the message Principal Connor left me.

"If you're trying to get detention this weekend, kid, you're succeeding admirably towards your goal.

Also, wishing two-headed babies on any woman is cruel. Don't make me shoot you in the kneecaps."

*leans back*

Oh yeah, she digs me.