ext_131593 ([identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2005-09-13 06:26 pm

Disturbance in 213

FRAK!

::out of the door of 213 flies a flaming metal object. It thumps against the wall, bounces to the ground, and spins a little, smoking heavily::

Motherfrakker!

::Cally runs out of her room, with a blanket, and begins smothering the flaming object, putting out the flames::

I can't believe this... not another one.

::She picks up and holds the blanket, revealing that the formerly flaming object is yet another dead toaster, the next victim of the Toaster Killer::

Frak! All I wanted was some frakking toast!