Room 402

*John walks out into the hall, checking to be sure that his room key is still in his pocket before closing the door. He affixes as foamboard memoboard that's half white board (blue marker attached with a string) and half corkboard. (five airplane shaped push pins in a neat line at the top awaiting memos to hold)*

Top of the board says:


1.) Knock first. If the door opens, one of us is here. Ignore the rest of the directions.
2.) If no one answers, we're:
a.) ignoring you
b.) not here
c.) unconscious (or so hung over we wish we were)
3.) In that case... leave a note. We'll get back to you when we sober up we feel like it our earliest convenience.