Seen on the Bulletin Boards

A notice:

Professor Beeblebrox's Bondage Space Pirate Assignment got you down?

The Millennium Falcon, a extra-atmosphere ship used for extra-legal activities, is having a sale on Saturday. Come just east of the junkyard for real spacer clothing, various spacing bondage gear tie-downs and securing straps and other junk useful items.

Sale starts 0800 Saturday morning and lasts until we run out of stuff.

Holoporn available only by special request. I have several featuring Corellian space pirates and beautiful sentients.

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