Seen on the Bulletin Boards

A notice:

Professor Beeblebrox's Bondage Space Pirate Assignment got you down?

The Millennium Falcon, a extra-atmosphere ship used for extra-legal activities, is having a sale on Saturday. Come just east of the junkyard for real spacer clothing, various spacing bondage gear tie-downs and securing straps and other junk useful items.

Sale starts 0800 Saturday morning and lasts until we run out of stuff.

Holoporn available only by special request. I have several featuring Corellian space pirates and beautiful sentients.

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*eyes light up*

*thinks the clothing might work well with all the old bondage gear Frank was willing to part with and give to him*