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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*is groggy*

*slowly wakes up from his drugged state*

*slurs*

S'not my room.

*wrist is sore and heavy*

When did I become a Village Person?

*blinks and is attacked by SHOES of all kinds*

Not my room! Where the hell am I?

*looks down*

And only in my Superman boxers! Is this like that movie Deliverance?

*boxers jostle and THEN EXPLODE burning VERY important parts!*

*screams like a girl and fans rapidly burning rear end*

*staggers to feet and staggers out of the Room of Shoes OMG*

My head hurts. I need help.

*whines*

[OOC: As requested, awake and disoriented and half naked]

Comments

[mycanonhatesme]

No fair!

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*smiles sweetly*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*hates omfg*

[mycanonhatesme]

*cannot be mad at a sweet smile, bah!* :)

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*blows Chloe kisses and promises smoochies at future party*

[mycanonhatesme]

*cheers!*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*hates ALL WOMEN FOR ETERNITY*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*promises to put in a good word with Aeryn for sex*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*will hate Aeryn too if she was in on this and let this happen to me!*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

There is no conspiracy!!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

...

You can't say that with a straight face, Lizzie!

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Can too! *sticks out tongue*

*has great poker face*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*swats tongue*

I'll buy you a new bed set if you can tell me who helped you destory my Leaning Tower of Pisa.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*blows a kiss*

It was... the gremlins?

[janet_fraiser]

Evil gremlins! Plotting with the polar bear and the squid!

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*nods in agreement* Nothing to do with either of us

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Instead of being jealous of the girls sharing themselves with each other, how's about going to get me a fire extinguisher, some cool rags, some gauza, and a gun?

*misses his friends Lee and Cam*

[mycanonhatesme]

Hmm. I'm thinking no. *smirks* Sorry.

((OOC: *flees because her player is going to bed!* Heh.))

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Wench!

(OOC: Night!))