ext_251134 ([identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2005-09-16 11:44 pm

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*is groggy*

*slowly wakes up from his drugged state*

*slurs*

S'not my room.

*wrist is sore and heavy*

When did I become a Village Person?

*blinks and is attacked by SHOES of all kinds*

Not my room! Where the hell am I?

*looks down*

And only in my Superman boxers! Is this like that movie Deliverance?

*boxers jostle and THEN EXPLODE burning VERY important parts!*

*screams like a girl and fans rapidly burning rear end*

*staggers to feet and staggers out of the Room of Shoes OMG*

My head hurts. I need help.

*whines*

[OOC: As requested, awake and disoriented and half naked]