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Back on the school campus

*Hamlet stands in the darkened school hallway near the cafeteria entrance, thankful that everyone else is out partying somewhere. He stands, arms-crossed, as nonchalantly as he can, with one foot on a small box.*

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WHAAAAAA!! *Luffy jumps up high enough to hit his head on the ceiling*

*is still trying to control his stabbing instincts*

Is this boy really a pirate?

*picks up the nearest cookbooks*

The Titus Andronicus (http://www.sparknotes.com/shakespeare/titus/summary.html) Pastry Cookbook for Beginners? Thirty More Things to Make with Soylent Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_green)? What are they serving here?

Pirate? *stares at this kid* You're supposed to be a pirate??? *incredulous; wonders if Barbossa knows his noble profession is being defamed by a kid in furry shorts*

*stares at the pastry cookbook* You've gotta be shitting me. *records*

Not only that, I'm gonna become King of the Pirates! *yells again, but realizes what he's done* Oops, sorry. Haha don't want to wake anything...

*A massive crashing and roaring a la the T-Rex in Jurassic Park is heard where the kitchens should be located*

...up.

Ack! What have you done?!

SHIT SHIT SHIT *fishes rapidly for flashlight*

*shines it towards the noise*

Holy...

*they see this (http://graphics.stanford.edu/courses/cs348b-competition/cs348b-03/furbunny/bunnypics/p023_final_render1.jpg)*

WHAT IN THE HELL?? I THOUGHT PRINCIPAL CONNER WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE GODDAMNED EASTER BUNNY!!!

...what...the... *is, for the first, and probably last time in his life, at a loss for words*

ANGELS AND MINISTERS OF GRACE DEFEND US!! Why is that rabbit so huge?! Why is it staring at us like that?!

*grabs the Titus and Soylent cookbooks, and pulls his dagger back out*

OKAY. *pulls gun out, points it in direction of the giant rabbit*

Hey, uh, what the hell do you think that thing is for?

*notices a huge door looming behind the giant rabbit*

It's a freaking guard! I'd bet Deathscythe we need that key. Okay, okay, think Duo, THINK.

I GOT IT--Music soothes the savage beast, right? Hamlet, man, you remember any of those Billy Joel songs???

Ohhhh I get it, you guys stop the bunny, and I'll grab the key! I don't need to get near, my arm stretches :o)

Fine, fine. You stretch, I'll se if I can remember any *gag* Billy Joel lyrics.

Uh...

*The bunny's eyes lose their ev0l red glow, and slowly close as it falls asleep*

*Luffy whispers* Gum...gum...arm! *he grabs the key from beside the rabbit*

Grab the key, lock that rabbit in, get as many pictures as you can, and then let's get out of here while we still can.

*is trying really hard not to laugh at Hamlet's singing abilities*

*grabs the key from Luffy and sneaks over to the huge door*

*puts the key in the lock and opens the door*

*they see a bunch of these (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/narya638/Untitled-1copy.jpg), being lorded over what appears to be this (http://www.tvacres.com/images/nelson_alice2.jpg)*

*Duo stares, open mouthed*

Man, I'm the God of Death and I still ain't never seen any of this shit.

*snaps a picture, turns on his heel and relocks the door, hoping for the first time he dreams of the WAR instead of THIS*

*Luffy looks from Duo to the door, to Duo, to the door, to Duo again*

What in the heck WAS that? I've seen some crazy stuff, but I ain't NEVER seen anything like those crazy creatures in there!

This place really is a den of horrors.

*notices the picture of the school chef (http://www.sweden.se/upload/young_swedes/postcard/postcard_1.jpg) on the wall*

That would explain quite a bit about the cooking...

*once they are back outside in the hallway*

Alright. I think I got some okay shots on this thing. *fiddles with the vidphone a bit*

I ain't got any strength left, man, after all that. Should we decide what to do with this in the mornin'?

*still looks a little dazed*

Well, I guess we know why all that crazy stuff happened to the people who ate the food here. I think we need to talk to whoever's in charge of all this...those working conditions were horrible!

Indeed. Something is rotten in the state of Fandom High.

That would probably be best. Sleep would likely be a good idea about now. Tomorrow we'll have to figure out what to do with the evidence about this den of evil.

[OOC: Sure. Thanks to both of you; I've had a really good time tonight. ^-^ As for Spider, he probably records everything, so we'll see if he responds to this.]

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gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com - 2005-09-18 06:41 (UTC) - Expand

*...being lorded over what appears to be this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/narya638/alice.jpg)*

[OOC: Thank you! ^-^ The Tragedy of Hamlet, Act I, Scene 4, line 20. He has such funny exclamations when used out of context. :)]

I suppose that it's maybe a good thing that I had the evil sweet potatoes instead instead of the cannibalistic cheeseburgers... Do you suppose this is where all the missing students ended up?

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