How To Survive Fandom High

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

::Having totally slacked off from Quantum Physics homework, Cally peeks out in the floor 2 hallway, makes sure no one is around, and sneaks down to the bulletin board using her usual Neon-Pink Alaskan Ninja skills::

::she quickly sticks a piece of paper onto the board, and hurries back to her room, hoping no one saw her. The paper reads as follows::

How to Survive Fandom High
by a fellow student

1. Cafeteria food is to be avoided at all costs, even if it means making toast in your room.
2. Don't bring handcuffs to movie night.
3. Learn to tell the difference between Crichton and Cameron.
4. Learn to tell the difference between Archie and Lee.
5. Secret betting pools should remain secrets.
6. Do not play Scrabble with River. She will kick your ass.
7. Locked doors and windows are your friends during the full moon.
8. Get to know your roomie better. But do not crawl in bed with them.
9. Get to know your neighbors better. Knock down walls, if necessary.
10. Boys: Do not sign up for Wrestling Club if you want to have children.
11. Girls: Just give up on the boys already. They're too in love with each other They suck.
12. No matter how interesting it sounds, do not collude with any of Parker's plans.
13. Do not ask Lee about Kara.
14. Do not ask Cally about Rogue Sparky.
15. Unless you really like tentacles, avoid the basement.
16. Attend class, do homework, and NEVER cross the principal or Spider Jerusalem.

Comments

Nice list!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

4. He has longer hair. I use more hair products.
13. Unless you are Kara.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

*underlines number 1 three times*

*in red marker*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*wonders if Sparky is as cuddly as Archie*

*thinks someone needs to make an alternative for 11*

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

*scribbles next to #4*

"Lee has nicer arms, but Archie has nicer hair."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

*debates crossing out 11. shrugs, and writes "only if you actually want a relationship. loser."*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*notes that Archie smells nicer too*

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

So you say, but you never stay around to enjoy it. *sniffle*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Wanna go to my room so I can enjoy it fully?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

::contemplates changing 11's "They Suck" to "They're too in love with eachother already"::

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Only if you leave it in subtext, baby.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

There aren't any traps, are there?

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

*underlines #5 several times*

[chasingangela]

*Believes she may have found the exception to #11, if she can just ignore ... well, a lot of things.*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[ooc: that would be the most accurate description...]

[littleluck.livejournal.com]

*blinks at the list, especially number 11, and wonders if there are actually any guys who aren't secretly gay for each other sucky living in the dorms*

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

hey! I aint lookin for any guys...

just the right woman...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Well then, what are we waiting for?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Nothing. *drags Archie off*

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Ooo. Don't tell Kara.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I won't. It's not like she's my girlfriend or anything.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

I don't want Lee to kill me either.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think Lee might kill me.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

No! *sob* My life would be meaningless!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I won't go down without a fight and John and I already were able to kick his ass once.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Oh good.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

gawd, i hope i'm not responsible for #10. You know i do not plan on neutering my sparring partners.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: heheheh. I take it you missed Malfoys adventure into the world of knees to the groin (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/96790.html?thread=3377686#t3377686)?]

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

((haha aww missed that due to a detox-from-fandomhigh weekend. Poor draco :D ))

[can_be_more]

11. I may have found the exception. He loves me but loves Lee better, that's all.