Evening deliveries

[jacks-roses.livejournal.com]

The following is delivered to room 209, attention Julian Sark (julian_lawless).



The card reads:

I really enjoyed the night we spent together Saturday. I only regret waking up in bed alone. Can't wait to see you again.

Love, Jack






The following is left in the school lobby:

*deliveryman pauses a little nervously*
*hopes midterms aren't construed as a threat*



The card reads:

Gun ban got you down?
Frightened of the big bad nasties roaming the school?
Had your life threatened lately?
Been bitten by a gremlin?
Eaten the cafeteria food?
Free floating pheremones making your sinuses plug?

Smile! It could be worse! It could be midterms!

Love, your friends at The Tentacle

Comments

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *dies at the last delivery*]

[can_be_more]

(OOC: Free floating pheremones? That's a new one. *g*)

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Hey, it would explain a lot about this place.]