ext_131593 ([identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2005-09-20 09:45 pm

Stumbling Around the Dorms

::Because someone was foolish enough to give her something highly alcoholic, Cally can now be seen stumbling through the hallways, stopping at each door, checking the numbers to see if it is her room::

::given she's travelling from the attic to floor two, it might take her awhile::

::And because she currently lacks any resemblance of shame, she also can be seen bouncing to and fro, and shaking on the spot occassionally::

::She is, in fact, doing her drunken impression of Rover::

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
*pops head out of his fourth-floor room*

*snickers*

I think you still need to go a few floors down.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
This is the fourth floor. The stairs are that way *points*

Do you need someone to take you to your room, or are you happy doing your, um, Rover impression for another few floors?

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
*looks distinctly uncomfortable about the poking*

Um. Yeah. Just wanted to make sure you don't fall down the stairs or end up meeting with the tentacle monster or anything.

*tries to steady Cally by holding onto her arm*

*points towards the stairs*

So, should we try this way then? And what floor do you live on, anyway?

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Are you now? What's a pinky-swear?

Okay, second floor. We'll start there. Come on, down the stairs.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. And this is a legally binding kind of thing on your world, then?

*enters the second floor common room*

Okay. Here's your floor. Do you remember where you live now? I'd hate to leave you out in the common room to face the gremlins.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I really wish I did.

*looks around for help*

Hello? Anyone know where Cally belongs?

*leads Cally to sofa, helps her sit down*

I'm going to get you a glass of water, okay? Don't fall asleep out here.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
*comes back with a glass of water*

*stares at what Cally's holding*

Um, what are you planning on doing with those?

*looks around slightly panicked for other people. Please, please other people*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
*inches closer with glass of water*

*Jedi powers tell him her emotions are "giggly" and "drunk"*

*pauses for a moment to wonder if Jedi powers are really worth all the publicity*

Here's your glass of water, Cally. I'll sit here with you until you can remember where you live, okay?

*sits down next to her on the sofa*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that movie was totally strange. I like my reality being, you know, real.

But Trinity was totally hot.

What are you running for again? I can't keep track of all the elections going on around here.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Homecoming Queen, huh?

Can't say I really understand this whole Homecoming thing. It's not like we're coming home, or going home, are we? And why would we need a date to come home?

*shakes head* This could be coming from spending most of my life in a celibate temple, though. They weren't big on having dances. *has mental image of Master Yoda dancing, is scarred*

*smiles* "Because I'm Cute" seems like a fine slogan to me.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Is there a talent competition to the election? Because the Rover impression is pretty, you know, impressive.

*ignores Cally's obsession with the handcuffs*

Johnina? Would he have to be in that outfit the entire night? *laughs* That might be worth going to the dance for all on its own.

*also tries to ignore the little voice in his head going wet girl parts!*

*thinks about Padme dancing Yoda to distract him*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Uh. *squirms* You sure you haven't remembered where you live yet?

I have someone in mind, I just haven't quite worked up the nerve to ask her. Attack a tentacle monster? Sure. Ask a girl I've been in love with since I was nine teacher to a dance? Totally different.

*glances over at Cally* Hopefully you won't be remembering this in the morning.

*moves wet t-shirt onto table to dry, accidentally moving handcuffs way closer to Callyl*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sithspit.

*concentrates on the mechanism inside the handcuffs, realizes he can pop it at any time*

*decides to sit back and see what else Cally might do first*

So. Now we're stuck together. Was this part of some sort of cunning plan of yours you'd like to tell me about?

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't happen to have the keys to these things with you now, would you?

*pulls a little at the cuffs*

Because if a gremlin comes along right now, we'd be in a bit of trouble.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
*sees the key*

*mutters a highly inventive stream of profanity in five different languages*

*remembers he's a Jedi and mentally kicks himself*

*closes his eyes*

*key lifts free of bra, floats towards his other hand*

Problem solved. *smiles proudly at his mad problem-solving skillz advanced negotiation techniques*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Bouncing to a new thread...]

[identity profile] ten-and-chips.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
(([heeeeee]))

[identity profile] marieann-d.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[[Drunk!Cally!Rover!!!!! *squees*]]

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-21 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
((Hee! Rover impersonation!))

[identity profile] joan-not-jane.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[[ooc: Hee! Yay for drunk!Rover impressions. *is way too amused*]]

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
How'd you do that

Part of my training, I guess. I've always been able to do it. It comes as easy to me as, um, your imitation of Rover.

*shrugs*

Not that big a deal, really.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You remembered! That's great!

I don't know, that Rover impression might be able to save your life some day.

Yeah, I can fix toasters--I'm pretty good with machinary. Why? Do you have a toaster problem?

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
*sighs, settles in for a long night on the sofa*