Rooms 239/240: Subtext Central

[janet_fraiser]

Janet props the door open and flops down on her bed, trying to puzzle her way through the text Professor Methos wanted her to look at. She grabbed the remote for Charlie's Jack's Charlie's the room's stereo and set some music to go before she gets too into the studying.


OOC: Player must go pick up munchkin, head home, cook dinner, and do various other not-so-fun things such as laundry, but will be on and off FH. She'll be on more regularly after 8 PM CST (-5 GMT, 9 PM FHT).

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[janet_fraiser]

Ouch. That hurts. *dispenses antacids*

Why the hell did you eat cafeteria food? We got a delivery of groceries from the internet today.

Aren't you supposed to be in the one with Crazy Squid Chick? Bet it was that one.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Chompy chomp*

Nobody told me we had food! How was I suppossed to know?

Crazy Squid Chick? Which one is that?

[janet_fraiser]

*steals food off Jack's plate*

Because we made the order, like, three days ago?

I've heard it's the psych teacher. She's apparently a freak.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

My food!

You still should've told me.

Well I get the crazy part but. Squid?

[janet_fraiser]

*laughing* There's more. Both on your plate and elsewhere.

I figured you knew. Some tactical genius you are.

I heard she keeps a squid for a pet. Like, a giant one. Down in the basement.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

It's the principle of the thing.

I'm tired dammit. Even Carter fucks up when she's tired.

You mean Fluffy?

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, well, then. In that case I'll make sure to keep filching the good stuff off your plate. *sticks tongue out at Jack*

Everyone fucks up when they're tired. It's a scientific fact. But I won't put you to sleep by bringing up details.

Okay, Fluffy, then. How did you know that?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Meanie.

Good. Cause my brain would die then.

Porter, the hampster in the desk drawer, told me.

[janet_fraiser]

*steals food again* Yes. But you already knew that. Sir.

We can't have that, now can we?

Ah. Do...other things talk to you, sir? Bedposts? Your homework? On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if your homework talked back to you at this school.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Bad Doc.

No, it would be bad.

I'm not kidding. There's a talking hampster in my desk drawer in... Journalism? Freaked out by it just as much as you.

[janet_fraiser]

Yes, I know. But I'm so much more fun this way, aren't I?

I'll still keep your ass in bed if you get sick on me, though.

*ruffles Jack's hair*

Okay, how weird is it that I completely believe that's the case? Does the hamster speak English, then?

((OOC: The squid is named Sunshine. So sayeth Dru's mun. *g*))

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes you are.

No bed. No sickies. All better now.

Actually? Russian. Well, bad Russian anyway. He may've been trying to say something else actually...

[OOC: Sunshine! Everytime I hear that name I picture one of my two friends who went by that. Both after the dude in Remember the Titans.]

[janet_fraiser]

So glad to know you agree.

Sick is bad. Do you know how many people around here get injured? Lee punched Cam in the nose today. And by the way, why the hell does Crichton keep trying to steal my needles?

Russian, huh. Did you know Liz speaks Russian?

OOC: I haven't seen Remember the Titans. I'm so sad.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Lee hit someone? Lee hit Cam? Why?

I actually didn't know that. Huh.

[OOC: Oh man, that movie rocks so hard. Sunshine. (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/clex_monkie/kip_pardue_remember_the_titans_001.jpg) Right atfter kissing one of the other guys on the football team.]

[janet_fraiser]

You did hear that Cam asked Kara to Homecoming, right?

I'm trying to contain my bitterness about teenage love triangles and school dances these days.

And neither did I until she started speaking Russian tonight. Very sexy.

OOC: Wow. He's a pretty boy. :)

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I did now. Damn. There's gonna be a massive riot isn't there?

Love triangles blow at any age, it's just litteral during the teen years.

I'll take your word for it.

[OOC: Oh yes, very pretty. *Wants a Sunshine of her very own yes she does*]

[janet_fraiser]

It happened Sunday or Monday. They've all been in this orgy of subtextual gay angst ever since.

And you have a point. So why didn't I get any love triangles when I was an adult? Or any love interests either? Don't even say Daniel. Dear God, I still haven't made it to first base with the man yet.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

And this is different from every other day how?

*CoughCoughDanielCough*

[janet_fraiser]

Less angst in the gay subtext before then. That's the only difference.

Oh, you're definitely not getting a sandwich from me now. Is he still avoiding you? He's being...awkward around me.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Aw. So sad.

Please?

[janet_fraiser]

It is sad. I'm annoyed. I think I'm going to have to yell at him. Want to grab Charlie and come with me some time? (OOC: Daniel's mun should be good to do this in a day or two.)

What'll you give me if I make you a sandwich? Hm?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Right on, just let me know the place and time and I'm there.

Um? I strip Kawalsky tonight after he falls asleep so you can take blackmail photos of him.

[janet_fraiser]

Great. I should be able to corner him in a day or two.

Okay. Sounds like a good plan.

Crichton and I got good photos of his date with Liz. Wanna see before I download them off the camera?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah and all counts.

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, and by the way? Don't think I didn't figure out you were just looking for an excuse to strip Kawalsky.

*shows him the pictures* Aren't they adorable?