Bulletin Boards

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

Tacked to every bulletin board in the school is an official-looking flyer that reads:

ATTN STUDENTS:

There is something of a small plague circulating around campus. It is highly contagious and can be debilitating if not treated. If you or someone you know is displaying mysterious symtoms of illness or dementia, please report to fandom_clinic IMMEDIATELY.

-Thanks, The Clinic Staff

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

*reads flyer*

Dementia, huh? I should report Maia. Heh.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hey, she slept with Sidle. If that doesn't count as not seeing the same reality that we all do, I don't know what does.

[demonbelthazor]

You know, you're absolutely right.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You know we would save so much time if you just accepted that as a given.

[demonbelthazor]

I like to play hard to get.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Well, I do enjoy a good cock tease.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Um... the thing is... around here, how can you tell? Everyone seems a little... bent in one way or another in this place.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH replies from where he has just finished tacking up another flier. Although you cannot see him, you can still hear him.*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

*ponders reporting valentine_tart just to watch her get hauled in.*

She does like to talk to that 'Ghost' thing that none of us seem to be able to see... that would qualify as hearing voices, right? Headaches? She *is* a headache... so that would cover that... hm...

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*thwaps him*

Voyeurism, Shep? Low even for you. If you want me to get manhandled, perhaps you ought to try it yourself.