Sidekick Tryouts, just outside the dorms

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hello there, prospective do-gooders! I am Professor Tick, and my side needs kicking! Err, that is, I need a sidekick. I could always use a hand grading things and running my class, but that's what a TA is for. You'll be helping me with that and assisting me in my other work.

You'll be expected to help me on my patrols [OOC: Patrols are assumed to happen at all hours of the day. If Tick's not around, he's patrolling, coincidentally being in exactly the places where stuff isn't happening. Sidekick is not expected to join him on these patrols, but it would be nice if they scheduled his routes or something. Not that he'd follow that. He goes where Justice leads him.]. You'll get a snazzy costume courtesy of Professor Beeblebrox's class. You'll get a spiffy super name! And you may even get some extra perks if SCIENCE. WILL. JUST. WORK. WITH ME!!!

Anyway, the tryouts will consist of five tests. At the end of the day, a new sidekick will be chosen! Keen!

Good luck to everyone!

Test 1:

Answer the following:

Name:
Super-Name (Not necessary: my sidekick back in The City is named Arthur!):
Special Powers/Abilities (if any):
Battle Cry:
Are You Dedicated to Justice?:

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

I have no idea what they are. They probably have no idea what they are. But they're awfully cute, at least.

And I have absolutely no pictures from their date to back that last statement up. Really.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

They are kinda cute ain't they?

Of course not, because that would be wrong. Share?

[janet_fraiser]

They're just darling.

In fact, spying on them would have been wrong, and I didn't. And I certainly wouldn't do the same during Cameron and Vala's date. What're you going to give me?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Darling is a very scary word. Very. And kinda icky.

Of course you wouldn't cause that wouldn't be nice. A twenty percent discount on anything you want?

[janet_fraiser]

Better than "precious" or "twee," don't you think?

And I would never do anything that' s not nice. That's something I could be interested in. What have you got?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Wow. I actually shuddered there. Damn.

I know you woulnd't, you're just a big ol' sweetie ain't'cha? *Hands her a slightly dog-eared, obviously printed out 'catalogue'*

[janet_fraiser]

Watch it, or there may be gifts of Precious Moments figurines in your future.

I am. So glad you realize that. *looks impressed and starts flipping through* You do realize that with the pictures I'm getting here and the pictures you're getting that if we joined forces, we'd pretty much be unstoppable, right?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Do it and I'll sick House on you.

Why watever made you think I thought otherwise? We would be wouldn't we?

[janet_fraiser]

Really not scared of him. That level of grouchy? I get that from you on a good day, Jack.

I haven't the faintest idea, actually. We would own the rest of the guys at the very least. You know, I bet the pictures of you and Kawalsky "wrestling" would go over well.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

But he has a cane. And hits with it. It hurts.

I like the way you think.