Found pinned to the Common Room bulletin board:

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

George stands dumbly in front of the three-foot-tall poster, her jaw slack and her eyes wide. At last she shakes herself, her expression darkening considerably. She whirls on her heel and stalks purposely from the room.

Someone's head is gonna roll...

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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"She's also got an Adam's apple and as much shoulder as a linebacker," he points out. "...Then again, that might be the most connection this Homecoming is going to have to football.

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

George nods, and gestures expansively. "See? That's exactly what I've been saying! What the hell is the point of a Homecoming Dance when there's no Homecoming?"

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"When over half the student body - and most of the staff - don't even know the difference, it probably doesn't matter," Krycek says with a snort. "Watch out; prom will probably be informal and held at the swimming pool if it goes like this."

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

"Yeah. It'll be like a bad 80's movie."

*pauses*

*grins*

"Nevermind."

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"Exactly," he says, smirking.

"So I know you're George - I'm Alex Krycek. Good luck with avoiding the humiliation; a big part of this school seems devoted to getting as much of that into a day as possible."