John Crichton Diagnostic Hell (Locked to Vala, Cameron, Archie, and Crichton)

[janet_fraiser]

*knocks on door*

Hey, John? You there? It's Janet and Vala.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Huh. Nifty.

Well, whatever. If it works, it works.

[janet_fraiser]

We'll give it a try and see what's up. Sit up, will you?

*Vala goes over to the bed and uses the healing device on Crichton's head*

OOC: Okay, keeping things blah here since I'm NPCing Vala. But she's done, basically, so decide what your aftereffects are. :)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*rubs slowly at his temple, finally feeling the headache recede to a dull roar then just a minor flare*

Huh. Looks like it worked. No more headache. My jaw, however, still hurts like a mother.

Everyone happy now? John is fine.

[janet_fraiser]

Headache's gone? Good. *smiles*

No urges to flirt inappropriately?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Headache's gone, yes.

As for the flirting...you offering?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

For fuck's sake...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

What?

She asked me first!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, I'm getting sick and tired of the new you.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*nervous*

When did you start seeing this change in me? Because, for me, it feels like it's been there all this time.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Yesterday mostly? Maybe it's been there longer, after the MFCD meeting.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I don't remember doing anything weird yesterday. Wasn't that healing device supposed to make me better? If you're saying that I'm not right, then what's wrong with me?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You're not you. I don't know what it is, but the Crichton I friended sure as hell wouldn't suggest swapping his girlfriend around with mine. *glances at Vala for a moment and looks back at Crichton*

That just not... you.

[janet_fraiser]

*Vala blushes a little and gives Cameron a wink* "Hey, YoYo," she mouths to him.

[janet_fraiser]

He started getting the headache right after the zombie attack.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*frowns* Did anything happen then, Crichton?

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, for god's sake, John. *reins in temper* When exactly do you first remember your headache starting?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Umm. After the zombies, before MFCD. Yeah, because you came by and started examining me.

Right?

[janet_fraiser]

No, you'd had the headache for a while already by then, you told me. What were you doing before the zombies, or during the lulls in zombie attacks?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Homework. Aeryn. Class.

During the lulls in zombies, I was in the library with Kara, Cam or Archie. Before, before...aww, crap.


[OOC: Cam's player had to hit the bed. We're allowed to NPC if so needed.]

[janet_fraiser]

Aw, crap? Aw, crap what?

OOC: Cool. Thought we might've had another hour with Cam's mun. Ah, well, if need be, we can have him get distracted and wander off with Vala.

[janet_fraiser]

Nope. I've got myself a boyfriend already, and he's cuter than you.

*turns to Vala, gets device back* So, physical causes, you think?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Physical causes for what? I don't know what's going on or what're your trying to heal besides that stupid headache.

[janet_fraiser]

You don't seem to believe what we're trying to tell you, John, but please try to believe this. You are acting differently. It's like you have no control over what comes out of your mouth. Like you're blurting out the first thing that comes to your mind, and you're being an ass.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You're like the fifth person to call me an ass today. I believe it. I just don't know...why it's happening.

[janet_fraiser]

*sighs wearily* I'm used to Jack and Daniel, and they're both asses of the highest order. I'm just not used to it from you too, John.

We'll keep at it. We'll figure this out. I've figured out more complicated medical puzzles than this.