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fandomhighdorms2005-09-30 01:08 pm
oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhighdorms2005-09-30 01:08 pm
There's a new party in Town
Introducing THE BATSH*T CRAZY TICKET
More Posters/Fliers are spread throughout the dorm:
Journalism Studentsand wannabe political opponents take note:
The Batsh*t Crazy'sManifesto Campaign Platform:
Campaign Objectives:
A safe and secure learning environment
The rights of the individual to decide his own fate
Decentralization of power
Escape the bonds of tyranny
Deliver freedom to all
Equality for all students whether they be human, alien, magical, mutant, robotor a beautiful cyborg woman only you can see
Sentient machines are people too
Freedom from religious/thought persecution
Reduced vending machine prices
Presidential/Vice-Presidential Platform
Freeing all students/prisoners from the tyranny of public education
Establish Student Bill of Rights to ensure the protection of the student body from tyranny.
Including:
1. Freedom of Speech
2. Freedom of the Press
3. Freedom to take reasonable exception to course material
4. Freedom to support or dispute social and political causes in a public manner
While these rights may exist at School, Number Six & Baltar will ensure that these rights are upheld.
To fulfill the goals and objectives of the party they will:
Establish a Debate Club
Establish a Town Hall meetings for students to air grievances regarding various issues.
Establish a Tunneling Club
Dig a tunnel from the dorm basement paving a path to freedom
Buy shovels, pick-axe's and find away to distribute the dirt.
Negotiate with Kwik Stop to provide high quality snack items at lower costs for our school vending machines
Security platform
1. Early warning system for all students on Campus regarding emergencies or hazardous situations (ie Zombie invasion, Swedish chef makes Zombie Stew, etc. )
2. Establish volunteer student services that will provide the following:
a. Provide a security service to escort students between![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fandomtownies and Campus
b. Coordinate security issues between Fandomhigh Security and FTPD
c. Assist Rover in security measures for school.
d. Provide a centralized dispatch service for students to call in the event of an emergency
3. Arrange weapons training sessions for any person interested in learning self defense, including:
a. Hand-to-hand combat
b. Firearm training & certification
c. Sword fighting
[OOC: Apologies to Six and Baltar if I missed anything or sent this out too early]
More Posters/Fliers are spread throughout the dorm:
Journalism Students
The Batsh*t Crazy's
Campaign Objectives:
A safe and secure learning environment
The rights of the individual to decide his own fate
Decentralization of power
Escape the bonds of tyranny
Deliver freedom to all
Equality for all students whether they be human, alien, magical, mutant, robot
Sentient machines are people too
Freedom from religious/thought persecution
Reduced vending machine prices
Presidential/Vice-Presidential Platform
Establish Student Bill of Rights to ensure the protection of the student body from tyranny.
Including:
1. Freedom of Speech
2. Freedom of the Press
3. Freedom to take reasonable exception to course material
4. Freedom to support or dispute social and political causes in a public manner
While these rights may exist at School, Number Six & Baltar will ensure that these rights are upheld.
To fulfill the goals and objectives of the party they will:
Establish a Debate Club
Establish a Town Hall meetings for students to air grievances regarding various issues.
Establish a Tunneling Club
Negotiate with Kwik Stop to provide high quality snack items at lower costs for our school vending machines
Security platform
1. Early warning system for all students on Campus regarding emergencies or hazardous situations (ie Zombie invasion, Swedish chef makes Zombie Stew, etc. )
2. Establish volunteer student services that will provide the following:
a. Provide a security service to escort students between
fandomtownies and Campusb. Coordinate security issues between Fandomhigh Security and FTPD
c. Assist Rover in security measures for school.
d. Provide a centralized dispatch service for students to call in the event of an emergency
3. Arrange weapons training sessions for any person interested in learning self defense, including:
a. Hand-to-hand combat
b. Firearm training & certification
c. Sword fighting
[OOC: Apologies to Six and Baltar if I missed anything or sent this out too early]